King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
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Sir Jerome the Grand Assistants
the Squire
the Wise Man
Support Staff
the Apothecary
Bard's Name (you):
the Bard
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Might:good
Skill:good
Cunning:average
Bravery:bold
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    Twosday, Joon 6th:
While Sir Jerome the Grand travels in South-East Kir, he meets an elderly damsel in a castle. She tells Sir Jerome that people believe that a base wretch stalks the unwary about the farm of North Kir, 22 days ride away.

Sir Jerome the Grand pledges to execute this evil fiend.

Bard's Comments:
swamp swamp swamp
swamp castle town
    Wedday, Joon 7th:
Sir Jerome the Grand voyages to the north eventlessly through a swamp in South-East Kir

Bard's Comments:
plain farm swamp
swamp swamp swamp
swamp castle town
    Thorsday, Joon 8th:
Journeying west, Sir Jerome meets a bandit in a swamp in South-East Kir.

The bandit's strategy is too great for Sir Jerome, however Sir Jerome's hardiness overwhelms the bandit's force; and Sir Jerome's dexterity is superior to the bandit's speed. Sir Jerome the Grand has defeated the bandit!

Bard's Comments:
swamp plain farm
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp castle
    Friarday, Joon 9th:
Sir Jerome the Grand rides to the north peacefully through a plain in South-East Kir

Bard's Comments:
swamp swamp plain
swamp plain farm
swamp swamp swamp
    Satyrday, Joon 10th:
Voyaging north, Sir Jerome meets a snake in a swamp in South-East Kir.

Sir Jerome the Grand clashes with the snake to a draw--after this, The snake's cunning is too great for Sir Jerome's cunning, but Sir Jerome's speed overcomes the snake, also Sir Jerome's hardiness overwhelms the snake. Sir Jerome the Grand has slain the snake!
In the melee, Henry the Squire is injured!


Bard's Comments:
swamp woods swamp
swamp swamp plain
swamp plain farm
    Sonday, Joon 11th:
Traveling north, Sir Jerome meets a bear in a woods in South-East Kir.

The bear's artifice is equal to Sir Jerome, but Sir Jerome's muscle overwhelms the bear, moreover Sir Jerome's grace outdoes the bear's nimbleness. Sir Jerome the Grand has slain the bear!
Henry the Squire dies of his injuries!


Bard's Comments:
plain woods plain
swamp woods swamp
swamp swamp plain
    Moonsday, Joon 12th to Twosday, Joon 13th:
Sir Jerome the Grand moves to the west confidently through the swamps of South-East Kir.

Bard's Comments:
plain plain plain woods
plain swamp swamp woods
plain farm swamp swamp
    Wedday, Joon 14th:
Rambling west, Sir Jerome meets a thug in a plain in South Kir.

Sir Jerome's wisdom find no weakness in the thug...however Sir Jerome's might outdoes the thug, and Sir Jerome's swiftness overcomes the thug. Sir Jerome the Grand has slain the thug!

Bard's Comments:
plain plain plain
plain plain swamp
plain plain farm
    Thorsday, Joon 15th:
Rambling north, Sir Jerome meets a bandit in a plain in Central Kir.

The bandit's force overwhelms Sir Jerome...and the bandit's sagacity find no weakness in Sir Jerome--in contrast Sir Jerome's skill is superior to the bandit. Sir Jerome the Grand has defeated the bandit!
In the melee, Joseph the Wise Man is injured!


Bard's Comments:
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
plain plain swamp
    Friarday, Joon 16th to Satyrday, Joon 17th:
Sir Jerome the Grand treks to the north confidently through the plains of Central Kir.
Joseph the Wise Man feels better!


Bard's Comments:
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Sonday, Joon 18th:
Rambling north, Sir Jerome meets a bandit in a plain in Central Kir.

Sir Jerome is more than a match for the bandit. Sir Jerome the Grand has slain the bandit!

Bard's Comments:
farm plain plain
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Moonsday, Joon 19th:
Sir Jerome the Grand journeys to the west confidently through a plain in Central Kir

Bard's Comments:
plain farm plain
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Twosday, Joon 20th:
Rambling north, Sir Jerome the Grand encounters an average height peasant in a farm in Central Kir.

Angela the Apothecary shares stories with him. The peasant tells a dirty limerick.


Bard's Comments:
plain swamp plain
plain farm plain
plain plain plain
    Wedday, Joon 21st:
Sir Jerome the Grand goes to the west without incident through a plain in Central Kir

Bard's Comments:
plain plain swamp
plain plain farm
plain plain plain
    Thorsday, Joon 22nd:
Traveling north, Sir Jerome comes upon a thug in a plain in Central Kir.

The thug's wiliness overcomes Sir Jerome...in contrast Sir Jerome's grace outdoes the thug; and Sir Jerome's hardiness overwhelms the thug. Sir Jerome the Grand has slain the thug!

Bard's Comments:
woods woods woods
plain plain swamp
plain plain farm
    Friarday, Joon 23rd:
Sir Jerome the Grand rambles to the west eventlessly through a plain in Central Kir

Bard's Comments:
town woods woods
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Satyrday, Joon 24th:
Trekking north, Sir Jerome comes upon a boar in a woods in North Kir.

Sir Jerome's experience matches the boar, but Sir Jerome's strength outdoes the boar--and Sir Jerome's agility overwhelms the boar. Sir Jerome the Grand has slain the boar!

Bard's Comments:
plain woods woods
town woods woods
plain plain plain
    Sonday, Joon 25th:
Venturing north, Sir Jerome the Grand meets an ugly merchant in a woods in North Kir.

Joseph the Wise Man argues with him. The merchant argues back.


Bard's Comments:
plain woods woods
plain woods woods
town woods woods
    Moonsday, Joon 26th:
Rambling north, Sir Jerome the Grand comes upon a raven haired hermit in a woods in North Kir.

Angela the Apothecary talks to him. The hermit gossips with Angela.


Bard's Comments:
woods woods woods
plain woods woods
plain woods woods
    Twosday, Joon 27th:
Rambling north, Sir Jerome comes upon a lion in a woods in North Kir.

Sir Jerome the Grand fights the lion to a stalemate...after this, The lion's energy is too great for Sir Jerome; also the lion's grace overwhelms Sir Jerome, but Sir Jerome's strategy outdoes the lion's cunning. Sir Jerome the Grand has driven off the lion!
In the melee, Joseph the Wise Man is injured!


Bard's Comments:
plain farm woods
woods woods woods
plain woods woods
    Wedday, Joon 28th:
Sir Jerome the Grand reaches the farm of North Kir and finds a base wolf.

Sir Jerome isn't even slowed by the wolf. Sir Jerome the Grand has slain the wolf!


After 1 day, Joseph the Wise Man feels better.

Bard's Comments:
plain farm woods
woods woods woods
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