| Twosday, Augen 2nd:
While Sir Frederick the Wise travels in West Arigolyn, he meets an uncultured peasant in a farm. She tells Sir Frederick about suspicions that a mischievous fiend hunts in the plain of South-East Arigolyn, 14 days ride away.
Sir Frederick the Wise pledges to do away with this deplorable menace.
We're excited; Bruce is going around toasting to our future exploits. We all took a harty pull from the flaggon he offered, then realized it was pig's water.
Isaac has taken a vow to only talk in Spam Subject Lines.
| Wedday, Augen 3rd:
Rambling east, Sir Frederick meets a bandit in a plain in West Arigolyn.
The bandit's agility is countered by Sir Frederick; in contrast Sir Frederick's sagacity is superior to the bandit's ruse; moreover Sir Frederick's strength overwhelms the bandit. Sir Frederick the Wise has slain the bandit!
The bandit is agile, but he was distracted by Carolyn darkening the sun with the 30 cubit by 15 cubit flag she sewed. She's a regular Betsy Ross...PEROT!
| Thorsday, Augen 4th to Satyrday, Augen 13th:
Sir Frederick the Wise journeys to the south-east quickly, from a plain in Central Arigolyn to a plain in South-East Arigolyn.
So...9 completely boring days. Isaac said, "LOOKING FOR BORED HOUSEW|VES?", then Bruce threw antelope filth on him (we're all curious where Bruce found antelope filth).
| Sonday, Augen 14th:
Rambling south, Sir Frederick encounters a thug in a plain in South-East Arigolyn.
The thug's ruse is superior to Sir Frederick, but Sir Frederick's grace outdoes the thug; also Sir Frederick's hardiness overwhelms the thug. Sir Frederick the Wise has defeated the thug!
Carolyn dropped the giant flag on the combatants. Only Sir Frederick's hardiness allowed him to perceiver while the thug suffocated.
| Moonsday, Augen 15th:
Sir Frederick the Wise ventures to the south confidently through a plain in South-East Arigolyn
Isaac: "I ALWAYS KN3W I COULD BUY O~NLINE^^!"
Bruce: THWACK-s him with a crocodile tail
Carolyn: (waves flag madly)
| Twosday, Augen 16th:
Sir Frederick the Wise reaches the plain of South-East Arigolyn and finds a ruinous boar.
Sir Frederick is unimpressed by the boar. Sir Frederick the Wise has decapitated the boar!
Isaac asked Bruce if he wanted to "1NCREASE YOUR PIG SIZE BY OV3R TEN TIMES". Bruce politely declined, then chucked some tapir vomit at him.
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