| Moonsday, Octre 11th:
While Sir Jeremiah the Brawny travels in South Legolyrhamlet, he meets a slender servant in a castle. She tells Sir Jeremiah that there are whispers a deadly monster feeds upon people somewhere in the farm of North-East Legolyrhamlet, 14 days ride away.
Sir Jeremiah the Brawny swears to kill this malicious fiend.
Byron says "Congratulations to MEEE," which almost caused Susan to lose at "Tetris" (she stole Minnie's gameboy).
| Twosday, Octre 12th:
Voyaging east, Sir Jeremiah the Brawny meets a short shopkeeper in a town in South-East Legolyrhamlet.
Minnie the Juggler dances with him. The shopkeeper blushes.
Minnie pick-pocketed the shopkeeper. Now she & Susan play competitive, networked Tetris.
Byron said "remember when people were medieval?...that was a long time ago!"
| Wedday, Octre 13th to Satyrday, Octre 16th:
Sir Jeremiah the Brawny journeys to the north-east peacefully, from a plain in South-East Legolyrhamlet to a plain in East Legolyrhamlet.
Sir Jeremiah plays a harp at night (his affinity for music showing on his coat of arms). Susan and Minnie can barely flip tetrads.
| Sonday, Octre 17th:
Traveling north, Sir Jeremiah the Brawny meets a ragged peasant in a farm in East Legolyrhamlet.
Byron the Squire introduces himself to him. The peasant shakes hands with Byron.
Byron said "Hi, I'm Byron the Squire! It sounds like I'm graduating!" The peasant backs away slowly, then goes back to eating a potato made out of pure diamond. These peasants!
| Moonsday, Octre 18th:
Riding north, Sir Jeremiah meets a thug in a plain in East Legolyrhamlet.
The thug's might overwhelms Sir Jeremiah...nevertheless Sir Jeremiah's ruse overcomes the thug, moreover Sir Jeremiah's nimbleness outdoes the thug. Sir Jeremiah the Brawny has slain the thug!
The thug had the muscles, but Sir Jeremiah had the nimbleness! It's all that hand/eye coordination from those gameboy games.
Byron added, "It funny...it funs."
| Twosday, Octre 19th to Wedday, Octre 20th:
Sir Jeremiah the Brawny travels to the north eventlessly through the plains of East Legolyrhamlet.
Susan is sad, because her batteries have run out, and suitable replacement parts won't be invented for over eleven hundred years. Minnie laughed at her.
| Thorsday, Octre 21st:
Voyaging north, Sir Jeremiah encounters a lion in a woods in North-East Legolyrhamlet. Sir Jeremiah the Brawny escapes from it!
Susan's gameboy is working again, but Minnie's isn't, for some reason...
| Friarday, Octre 22nd:
Voyaging north, Sir Jeremiah encounters a lion in a woods in North-East Legolyrhamlet. Sir Jeremiah the Brawny turns tail from it!
In the melee, Susan the Standard-Barer is injured!
Is it just me, or did that lion look a lot like the one from yesterday? & why was Susan's hat filled with raw meat?
At least Minnie's gameboy is working again.
| Satyrday, Octre 23rd:
Rambling north, Sir Jeremiah meets a boar in a woods in North-East Legolyrhamlet.
The boar's muscle overcomes Sir Jeremiah, but Sir Jeremiah's wiliness is too great for the boar, and Sir Jeremiah's dexterity overwhelms the boar's swiftness. Sir Jeremiah the Brawny has slain the boar!
Susan the Standard-Barer dies of her injuries!
Byron said, over "Caesar Fevrious sucks. He sucks BUTT." The poor squire never knew--well, I guess none of us did...
When we went through Susan's belongings, we found an autographed poster of Caesar Fevrious. We put it on her tombstone, and had a little cry. Sir Jeremiah tried to fill in the dirt clods so they would all line up like four-blocked units, but he screwed it up, so then we just killed a boar.
| Sonday, Octre 24th:
Riding north, Sir Jeremiah the Brawny comes upon a raven haired woodsman in a woods in North-East Legolyrhamlet.
Minnie the Juggler talks to him. The woodsman chats with Minnie for a while.
The woodsman talked to Minnie about redemption, betrayal and love. Also he said that wooly caterpillars can tell you how bad the winter is going to be. Neat!
| Moonsday, Octre 25th:
Sir Jeremiah the Brawny reaches the farm of North-East Legolyrhamlet and finds a lurking bull.
The bull's hardiness overwhelms Sir Jeremiah, and the bull's cleverness is superior to Sir Jeremiah's resourcefulness, yet Sir Jeremiah's swiftness outdoes the bull. Sir Jeremiah the Brawny has defeated the bull!
So, what have we learned? Quickness will overcome bull. Also, don't steal gameboy batteries. Plus, lions will eat your face if you give them half a chance...Byron's advice? Don't!
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