| Moonsday, Jelly 10th:
While Sir John the Formidable travels in Central Arirlollen, he meets an old villager in a town. She tells Sir John that there are whispers a fell fiend feeds upon people somewhere in the woods of North-East Arirlollen, 14 days ride away.
Sir John the Formidable vows to slay this lethal danger.
Go for it John. You've got the Triforce on your shield, you can't possilby lose!
| Twosday, Jelly 11th:
Venturing north, Sir John the Formidable meets a tall peasant in a plain in Central Arirlollen.
Luke the Squire talks to her. The peasant chats with Luke for a while.
Damn, Luke's in there. Next stop, buttsecks. LUEshi style.
| Wedday, Jelly 12th:
Sir John the Formidable travels to the north confidently through a mountains in Central Arirlollen
Boring. We should have stayed with that bird in the plains.
| Thorsday, Jelly 13th:
Journeying east, Sir John encounters a bandit in a plain in Central Arirlollen.
Sir John far outclasses the bandit. Sir John the Formidable has slain the bandit!
How ironic. Killed by the very knight who sliced him.
| Friarday, Jelly 14th to Satyrday, Jelly 15th:
Sir John the Formidable treks to the east eventlessly through the plains of Central Arirlollen.
How boring. Get to the evil vanquishing, John.
| Sonday, Jelly 16th:
Moving east, Sir John the Formidable meets a deceitful peasant in a plain in Central Arirlollen.
Zachary the Juggler shares stories with him. The peasant gossips about his friends.
Why John would travel with a juggler of all people is beyond me.
| Moonsday, Jelly 17th:
Moving north, Sir John confronts a thug in a plain in Central Arirlollen.
Sir John easily dispatches the thug. Sir John the Formidable has slain the thug!
| Twosday, Jelly 18th:
Moving east, Sir John comes upon a thug in a plain in Central Arirlollen.
The thug's strength is superior to Sir John's hardiness; but Sir John's experience is too great for the thug; also Sir John's nimbleness overwhelms the thug. Sir John the Formidable has slain the thug!
Pwned again. John's on fire today.
| Wedday, Jelly 19th to Thorsday, Jelly 20th:
Sir John the Formidable goes to the east eventlessly, from a plain in North Arirlollen to a woods in North-East Arirlollen.
They don't call him John the formidable for nothing.
| Friarday, Jelly 21st:
Traveling north, Sir John the Formidable encounters an attractive traveler in a swamp in North-East Arirlollen.
Zachary the Juggler shares stories with him. The traveler gossips about his friends.
Attractive? Does John play for the other team?
| Satyrday, Jelly 22nd:
Sir John the Formidable treks to the north peacefully through a woods in North-East Arirlollen
Ooh, North East. Fell fiend that feeds upon people, here we come!
| Sonday, Jelly 23rd:
Venturing north, Sir John confronts a boar in a woods in North-East Arirlollen.
The boar's energy overwhelms Sir John, but Sir John's nimbleness is superior to the boar...also Sir John's cunning overcomes the boar. Sir John the Formidable has slain the boar!
In the melee, Zachary the Juggler is injured!
A pig. The Juggler got mauled by a pig. I don't know why John keeps him around, honestly.
| Moonsday, Jelly 24th:
Sir John the Formidable reaches the woods of North-East Arirlollen and finds a baneful ogre.
Sir John's artifice is superior to the ogre, yet the ogre's might overwhelms Sir John, moreover the ogre's swiftness outdoes Sir John's nimbleness. Sir John the Formidable has been wounded by the ogre!
In the melee, Luke the Squire is injured!
So, I take it that John and Luke got out right pwned there. Ogre wins. gg no re kthxbai.
| Twosday, Jelly 25th:
Sir John the Formidable fully recovers!
After 2 days, Luke the Squire feels better and Zachary the Juggler dies of his injuries.
Oh great. What a phailiure. Luke misses the chance for hot buttsecks, the juggler gets killed by a pig, and they don't even kill the damn ogre.
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