King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Travis the Wise Assistants
Timothy the Squire
Support Staff
Zachary the Cook
Robert the Apothecary
Heccubus the Bard
Might:good
Skill:good
Cunning:average
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Satyrday, Febuar 25th:
While Sir Travis the Wise travels in Central Bulleg-Aykarum, he meets an immaculately attired merchant in a farm. He tells Sir Travis about suspicions that a ruinous danger lurks near the plain of South-West Bulleg-Aykarum, 14 days ride away.

Sir Travis the Wise promises to kill this lethal villain.

Que the triumphant fanfare! Que the parade! Off we go! Hopefully not into Death's waiting hands!
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    Sonday, Febuar 26th:
Trekking west, Sir Travis comes upon a thug in a plain in Central Bulleg-Aykarum.

The thug's ruse can not overcome Sir Travis, but Sir Travis's swiftness overwhelms the thug's skill, and Sir Travis's strength is superior to the thug. Sir Travis the Wise has defeated the thug!

The thug's skills seem to rely heavily on the making of sandwiches, which he would then proceed to devour while his opponents looked on hungrily. No one was very impressed by this, particularly Travis, who messed his stuff up nicely.
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    Moonsday, Febuar 27th:
Riding west, Sir Travis the Wise confronts a tall traveler in a plain in Central Bulleg-Aykarum.

Timothy the Squire talks shop with him. The traveler tells Timothy about being a traveler.


"Talking shop" is meant to be taken literally here. They each talked about which shops they preferred. Timothy, apparently, really digs the butcher's place.
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    Twosday, Febuar 28th:
Going south, Sir Travis meets a bandit in a plain in Central Bulleg-Aykarum.

Sir Travis proves far superior to the bandit. Sir Travis the Wise has slain the bandit!

As he died, the bandit shouted something about Travis being gay. We laughed. Travis cried. We laughed.
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    Wedday, Febuar 29th to Satyrday, Marsh 2nd:
Sir Travis the Wise journeys to the south-west peacefully, from a mountains in Central Bulleg-Aykarum to a woods in West Bulleg-Aykarum.

I don't much care for Zachary's cooking. Last night he prepared what he claimed was a "cream sauce" that somehow gained the consistency of over-ripened banana. I fed mine to a vole and it promptly fell over and went into a coma, so I'm guessing that Zachary's bad news all over.
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    Sonday, Marsh 3rd:
Riding south, Sir Travis the Wise comes upon a stout traveler in a swamp in South-West Bulleg-Aykarum.

Timothy the Squire shoves him. The traveler runs away.


Timothy's a bit of a jerk, you see.
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    Moonsday, Marsh 4th to Twosday, Marsh 5th:
Sir Travis the Wise journeys to the west quickly through the plains of South-West Bulleg-Aykarum.

So far, all we've done is a lot of journeying. Travis offed a few petty criminals, Timothy pushed some guy around for a bit ("to feel like a big man" he claims), and we killed a vole with cream sauce. So far, this trip has turned into a resounding success for all.
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    Wedday, Marsh 6th:
Voyaging south, Sir Travis the Wise encounters a toe-headed peasant in a plain in South-West Bulleg-Aykarum.

Robert the Apothecary introduces himself to him. The peasant grins good-naturedly.


("Good-naturedly" as in "really freaking homosexually")
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    Thorsday, Marsh 7th:
Rambling west, Sir Travis the Wise comes upon a well-built merchant in a plain in South-West Bulleg-Aykarum.

Timothy the Squire shoves him. The merchant gets flustered.


Timothy proceeded to prance about boastfully and fell down a hill. We laughed. Timothy cried. We threw sticks with mud on them at him.
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    Friarday, Marsh 8th:
Traveling south, Sir Travis encounters a thug in a plain in South-West Bulleg-Aykarum.

Sir Travis far outclasses the thug. Sir Travis the Wise has slain the thug!

Travis' blade has become so stained with blood, that he has gained the nickname "Bloody Travis". Although, it might just be a coincidence that we passed someone muttering "There goes that bloody Travis bloke" recently.
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    Satyrday, Marsh 9th:
Sir Travis the Wise reaches the plain of South-West Bulleg-Aykarum and finds a lurking bandit.

The bandit's maneuvering outdoes Sir Travis, in contrast Sir Travis's force is superior to the bandit, and Sir Travis's skill overwhelms the bandit. Sir Travis the Wise has defeated the bandit!


All this way for one bandit. I thought we'd be dealing with some sort of cartel, you know, like the one in that movie "Lethal Weapon"? Didn't that have a cartel in it? Or was that "Die Hard"? I don't know, it was a good movie. Anyway...what? Oh right. Mission complete, etc. The vole ended up living through his coma, and now has about ten billion babies. The end.
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