King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Craig the Bold Assistants
Kyle the Squire
Support Staff
Rusty the Apothecary
Crusty the Friar
Zanzabar the Bard
Might:good
Skill:good
Cunning:average
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Thorsday, Marsh 14th:
While Sir Craig the Bold travels in West Gogton, he meets a slight villager in a town. He tells Sir Craig that there are whispers a hateful monster lives around the swamp of North Gogton, 14 days ride away.

Sir Craig the Bold pledges to best this dangerous peril.

So then he walks for a while, and takes a nap under a tree.
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    Friarday, Marsh 15th:
Journeying east, Sir Craig the Bold encounters a comely peasant in a farm in West Gogton.

Kyle the Squire talks shop with him. The peasant tells Kyle about being a peasant.


This talking was actually a diversion while Rusty the Apothecary pickpocketed the peasant of his life savings, a handful of peanuts.
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    Satyrday, Marsh 16th:
Traveling east, Sir Craig the Bold confronts a tall traveler in a plain in West Gogton.

Rusty the Apothecary argues with him. The traveler argues back.


Infuriated with these insults, Rusty the Apothecary reaches into his cloak and pulls out a lion. The traveler was eaten in a couple bites.
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    Sonday, Marsh 17th:
Riding east, Sir Craig the Bold encounters a venerable peasant in a farm in West Gogton.

Rusty the Apothecary shares stories with him. The peasant tells a dirty limerick.


"There once was a girl from Rabat,
Who had triplets, Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had to tit for Tat."
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    Moonsday, Marsh 18th:
Sir Craig the Bold voyages to the north confidently through a plain in West Gogton

That wandered for hours across the barren wasteland of West Gogton, until they found a Super 8 Motel, which also had a continental breakfast!
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    Twosday, Marsh 19th:
Venturing east, Sir Craig encounters a snake in a swamp in Central Gogton.

Sir Craig is unimpressed by the snake. Sir Craig the Bold has slain the snake!

Sir Craig picked up the snake and wore it as a turban, forever refering to himself as "Sir Craig-hammad the Bold-Ali."
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    Wedday, Marsh 20th:
Moving east, Sir Craig the Bold runs into a shifty-eyed peasant in a farm in Central Gogton.

Rusty the Apothecary shoves her. The peasant runs away.


The peasant returns with a angry mob of fellow peasants, most holding boards with nails in them. Sir Craig was no dummy, so they ran for the hills, not realizing they were in a prairie. They finally found a hill after 6 hours of walking and ran at it.
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    Thorsday, Marsh 21st:
Riding east, Sir Craig comes upon a brigand in a farm in Central Gogton.

Sir Craig far outclasses the brigand. Sir Craig the Bold has slain the brigand!

Craig was a religious man, so using his "mystic" powers, brought the brigand back to life! The brigand thanked Craig for a new life and swore he would worship under him. Craig said he would take none of this blasphomy of false gods, so he slew the brigand again.
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    Friarday, Marsh 22nd to Sonday, Marsh 24th:
Sir Craig the Bold voyages to the east without incident through the swamps of North Gogton.

While traversing through the swamp, Sir Craig looked down and on his mystical shin was a leech. He screamed and flew through the swamp like a bat that was lit on fire.
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    Moonsday, Marsh 25th:
Journeying north, Sir Craig the Bold comes upon an obscene woodsman in a woods in North Gogton.

Kyle the Squire shares stories with him. The woodsman gossips about his friends.


Kyle learns towards the woodsman to hear him more clearly. He learns that there is a witch in the swamp somewhere. At least he thinks there is, it's hard to tell because he's been drinking booze for most of his life.
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swamp swamp farm
    Twosday, Marsh 26th to Wedday, Marsh 27th:
Sir Craig the Bold travels to the north without incident through the swamps of North Gogton.

Wow, what a boring swamp. Not even a rabid squirrel. Nothing...
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    Thorsday, Marsh 28th:
Sir Craig the Bold reaches the swamp of North Gogton and finds a base witch.

The witch's cunning is superior to Sir Craig, yet Sir Craig's hardiness overcomes the witch's muscle, moreover Sir Craig's grace outdoes the witch. Sir Craig the Bold has slain the witch!
In the melee, Kyle the Squire is injured!


After 2 days, Kyle the Squire feels better.

After his recovery, Sir Craig-hammad finally realizes what he has done, so he returns to the swamp and finds the dead witch's corpse. He marries the corpse, and lives in the swamp with his bride, Rusty, Crusty, and Kyle for the rest of his life, for some reason.
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