King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Elliott the Innocent Assistants
Ramone the Squire
Julius the Blacksmith
Support Staff
Marcus the Friar
Zanzabar the Bard
Might:good
Skill:good
Cunning:average
Bravery:bold
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    Thorsday, Nay 24th:
While Sir Elliott the Innocent travels in North Mukronlet, he meets a charming villager in a town. She tells Sir Elliott the story that a deadly monster feeds upon people around the woods of South-East Mukronlet, 16 days ride away.

Sir Elliott the Innocent promises to destroy this vile monster.

So, out merry crew sets out to rid the land of any horrors, seeing no bad side to this journey.
plain town plain
plain town plain
plain farm plain
    Friarday, Nay 25th:
Sir Elliott the Innocent goes to the east eventlessly through a plain in North Mukronlet

This trip so far has been less eventful than that time I went down to the Homeless Shelter to give them soup, and found out the cold snap last week killed off all the homeless.
town plain farm
town plain plain
farm plain plain
    Satyrday, Nay 26th:
Traveling south, Sir Elliott encounters a thug in a plain in North Mukronlet.

The thug's strategy overwhelms Sir Elliott, in contrast Sir Elliott's strength overcomes the thug, and Sir Elliott's speed is superior to the thug. Sir Elliott the Innocent has slain the thug!
In the melee, Julius the Blacksmith is injured!


Nuts! Just when Julius was going to make a better weapon for Elliot than the old, wood cutting axe, he goes and gets his arm sliced off by this renegade thug! Big El got his revenge, though.
town plain plain
farm plain plain
plain plain plain
    Sonday, Nay 27th:
Riding east, Sir Elliott meets a bandit in a plain in North Mukronlet.

The bandit's speed is superior to Sir Elliott's grace, in contrast Sir Elliott's strength outdoes the bandit; and Sir Elliott's strategy overcomes the bandit's ruse. Sir Elliott the Innocent has slain the bandit!
Julius the Blacksmith feels better!


Jesus, where are we? The ghetto? Bandits and Thugs attacking us left and right. On the plus side, Julius' arm grew back. Things are looking up for us!
plain plain farm
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Moonsday, Nay 28th:
Riding east, Sir Elliott the Innocent encounters a well-built peasant in a plain in North Mukronlet.

Marcus the Friar argues with her. The peasant argues back.


Marcus sized up the well-built physique of the peasant. Not knowing he was a shaolin friar, with hidden chi abilities. Marcus easily disarmed the peasant of his shovel and sent him running back to his farm.
plain farm town
plain plain woods
plain plain woods
    Twosday, Nay 29th:
Trekking east, Sir Elliott comes upon a bear in a woods in North-East Mukronlet.

Sir Elliott's speed outdoes the bear's grace, nevertheless the bear's power is too great for Sir Elliott, and the bear's ruse overwhelms Sir Elliott. Sir Elliott the Innocent has been defeated by the bear!
In the melee, Ramone the Squire is injured!


Wow, that was a biggest bear I've ever seen! Actually, it was just a baby bear cub, and Elliot said the famous last words, "Hmm, I wonder where the mama bear is?" Needless to say, the mom bear wasn't too happy to see a bunch of people in her home, so she mauled Sir Elliot. The baby jumped on Ramone's head and quickly removed him of his ears. We escaped, but with some injuries.
farm town woods
plain woods woods
plain woods woods
    Wedday, Nay 30th:
Sir Elliott the Innocent rests in a woods in North-East Mukronlet.

Today we took a breather today because we still were a little sore from the ass-kicking the bears gave us.
farm town woods
plain woods woods
plain woods woods
    Thorsday, Joon 1st to Friarday, Joon 2nd:
Sir Elliott the Innocent goes to the south without incident through the woods of North-East Mukronlet.
Ramone the Squire feels better!


Good news! We're all feeling a lot better after our day off, and we started off on our adventure again.
plain woods woods
plain woods woods
plain woods woods
plain woods woods
    Satyrday, Joon 3rd:
Voyaging east, Sir Elliott confronts a wolf in a woods in North-East Mukronlet.

Sir Elliott scoffs at the wolf. Sir Elliott the Innocent has slain the wolf!

Stupid wolf, small critters like this shouldn't even bother us. El dispatched this wolf with a quick swing of his gleaming boot. We were glad that we finally found something to eat, but then we remembered we're all vegetarians, so we just left the wolf lying in the woods of this place that we're in that I can't pronounce.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Sonday, Joon 4th:
Riding south, Sir Elliott meets a wolf in a woods in East Mukronlet.

The wolf's nimbleness matches Sir Elliott, and the wolf's craftiness is equal to Sir Elliott's wisdom, nevertheless Sir Elliott's might overwhelms the wolf. Sir Elliott the Innocent has slain the wolf!

Another wolf! Why must we be be-sieged with countless wolves. And these ones aren't even made of tofu...
What a waste of time, I have to get back to the kingdom soon, we have a doubles tennis match soon, and my partner is Marcus the Friar.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods farm river
    Moonsday, Joon 5th:
Moving south, Sir Elliott the Innocent encounters a thin peasant in a farm in East Mukronlet.

Julius the Blacksmith shoves him. The peasant runs away.


We learned today that Julius' new arm was one he made out of metal. How it stays attached is anybody's guess though. A peasant overheard our discovery because he was standing sideways and didnt see him. He insulted Julius on his metal arm... What a dumbass. So yeah, Julius punched him with his iron fist, I think he learned his lesson.
woods woods woods
woods farm river
woods woods woods
    Twosday, Joon 6th:
Moving south, Sir Elliott encounters a lion in a woods in East Mukronlet.

Sir Elliott's quickness is superior to the lion, however the lion's sagacity is too great for Sir Elliott...and the lion's strength outdoes Sir Elliott. Sir Elliott the Innocent has been wounded by the lion!
In the melee, Ramone the Squire is injured, and Julius the Blacksmith is injured!


My good god. I take back all the things I said about wolves before. This lion was a little too much for us to handle. He bit the hell outta Elliot and Ramone, I fear the worst for them. And if our luck couldn't have been worse right now, there was a thunderstorm while we were in battle with this lion. Who woulda knew an iron arm would be such a good lightning rod? Well, Julius didnt, and he now smells burnt hair and hasn't got up since he was struck. He must just be resting because being hit by lightning can take a lot outta you.
woods farm river
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Wedday, Joon 7th:
Sir Elliott the Innocent fully recovers!
Julius the Blacksmith dies of his injuries!


We've come to the conclusion that lightning takes a little to much out of you, and Julius wasn't sleeping, he was dead. On a lighter note, Elliot's lion wounds healed up. We continued onward, leaving Julius' charred corpse back in the forest.
woods farm river
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Thorsday, Joon 8th:
Moving south, Sir Elliott the Innocent encounters a crass woodsman in a woods in East Mukronlet.

Marcus the Friar introduces himself to him. The woodsman shakes hands with Marcus.

Ramone the Squire feels better!


Apparently, crass means the same thing as gross, so after I looked it up in the dictionary, I told Marcus this, which made him pull his hand back in disgust. Seeing this must have made Ramone feel better because he has regained his spunk, which he lost too the lion.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods town woods
    Friarday, Joon 9th:
Moving east, Sir Elliott encounters a bear in a woods in East Mukronlet.

The bear's hardiness overwhelms Sir Elliott, but Sir Elliott's skill outdoes the bear, and Sir Elliott's ruse is superior to the bear. Sir Elliott the Innocent has slain the bear!
In the melee, Ramone the Squire is injured!


Well, this is NOT Ramone's week, just after he started feeling better, a bear almost eats him. Elliot, being at full health, vanquised the bear, but looks pretty hurt.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
town woods woods
    Satyrday, Joon 10th:
Riding south, Sir Elliott the Innocent runs into a toe-headed woodsman in a woods in East Mukronlet.

Marcus the Friar argues with him. The woodsman argues back.

Ramone the Squire dies of his injuries!


We encountered a toe-headed woodsman today. Marcus told this monstrosity that he had a little jam around his head, which made him charge. Marcus stepped out of his way, but poor Ramone, who still didn't have ears because of that bear, didn't hear the toe-head's battle-cry, and was headbutted by him. Hmm, I wonder if because this guy has a toe for a head, would head-butting be considered kicking? Well, either way, it killed Ramone. Our party is dropping like flies.
woods woods woods
town woods woods
woods woods woods
    Sonday, Joon 11th:
Sir Elliott the Innocent travels to the south peacefully through a woods in South-East Mukronlet

Our group, now down to 3 members, travels cautiously, making sure we done insult any more freaks along the way. We have learned the greatest lesson in life, Don't Prevoke Deformed People.
town woods woods
woods woods woods
woods woods swamp
    Moonsday, Joon 12th:
Sir Elliott the Innocent reaches the woods of South-East Mukronlet and finds a hateful witch.

The witch's cleverness outdoes Sir Elliott's ruse--in contrast Sir Elliott's agility overwhelms the witch, and Sir Elliott's force is too great for the witch. Sir Elliott the Innocent has defeated the witch!
In the melee, Marcus the Friar is slain!


NOOO! That stupid witch killed Marcus! Now I'll never get to play our tennis game! I was so mad, I ran up to that witch and stomped her____out. I gave the credit to Elliot though, because it's not good for bards to be notorious for killing people. I'm out of the tennis game, I'm covered in blood, and I'm now in the middle of the woods with this knight. Not Cool.
woods woods woods
woods woods swamp
woods woods plain

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