King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Lawrence the Kind Assistants
Joshua the Squire
Joan the Trainer
Support Staff
Martha the Apothecary
Daktar the Bard
Might:good
Skill:average
Cunning:good
Bravery:bold
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Twosday, Januar 23rd:
While Sir Lawrence the Kind travels in South Olahmahlen, he meets a short villager in a town. She tells Sir Lawrence that there are whispers a lethal threat lives near the woods of North Olahmahlen, 14 days ride away.

Sir Lawrence the Kind promises to slay this looming brute.

Sir Lawrence forgets about his kind nature for a while and laughs long and loud at the villager's short stature.
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    Wedday, Januar 24th to Thorsday, Januar 25th:
Sir Lawrence the Kind travels to the north peacefully through the swamps of South Olahmahlen.

Martha sparks up a game of I spy, but the others throw swamp mud at her until she shuts up.
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    Friarday, Januar 26th:
Venturing west, Sir Lawrence runs into a snake in a swamp in South Olahmahlen.

Sir Lawrence's wisdom is too great for the snake's resourcefulness; yet the snake's might overwhelms Sir Lawrence's energy, and the snake's nimbleness overcomes Sir Lawrence. Sir Lawrence the Kind has been grievously wounded by the snake!
In the melee, Joshua the Squire is injured, and Martha the Apothecary is injured!


Lawrence? Lawrence? Stay away from the light, Lawrence.
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    Satyrday, Januar 27th:
Sir Lawrence the Kind rests in a swamp in South Olahmahlen.

Sir Lawrence beseeches Joan to fetch a cure all remedy.

'Joaaaannn! Joaaaan! Bring us some more choccie milkshakes, love, we're dying here!'
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    Sonday, Januar 28th:
Sir Lawrence the Kind's injuries take a turn for the worse.
Joshua the Squire dies of his injuries!
Martha the Apothecary dies of her injuries!


So, Joshua, as I was saying to Mike...oh, you've fallen asleep. Martha, listen to this anecdote.
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    Moonsday, Januar 29th:
Sir Lawrence the Kind rests in a swamp in South Olahmahlen.

Lawrence starts becoming pushy as his festering wounds become ever more painful.

'Joan! Where's my breakfast! I can't get over this wound on an empty stomach!'
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    Twosday, Januar 30th:
Sir Lawrence the Kind begins to recover from his wounds.

Sir Lawrence pokes at his gangrenous leg and says,

'You know, I think rotten is the new black.'
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    Wedday, Febuar 1st:
Sir Lawrence the Kind rests in a swamp in South Olahmahlen.

Lawrence passes the day by throwing rocks at Joan when her back is turned.
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    Thorsday, Febuar 2nd:
Sir Lawrence the Kind dies of his injuries!

R.I.P. Sir Lawrence the Kind


Not the ones he got from the snake you understand. The ones Joan gave him when he asked her to nip down the shops and get him a hammock.

Oh, Lawrence. If only you'd acted more like your name said.
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