King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Albert the Innocent Assistants
Eggbert jr. the Squire
Hank the Blacksmith
Lola the Juggler
Support Staff
Joe Bananas the Bard
Might:average
Skill:good
Cunning:good
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Friarday, Novre 27th:
While Sir Albert the Innocent travels in South-West Cykoryh, he meets a black-haired traveler in a farm. She tells Sir Albert of rumors that a dread monster stalks the unwary in the plain of North-East Cykoryh, 21 days ride away.

Sir Albert the Innocent vows to eradicate this mischievous threat.

Having gained renown for my last quest, I was reassigned to a new knight... only shortly after my last one was commited for instability... and a new quest. Once again I concocted a crack team of a random villager, a pretty street performer, and an egg.
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    Satyrday, Novre 28th:
Sir Albert the Innocent travels to the north quickly through a town in South-West Cykoryh

As we traveled, I noted that Sir Al had a black hood on his cloak. When I questioned him about either this or his past he simply replied "I am justice." I also noted that he had "guillotine" embroidered on this saddle bags...
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    Sonday, Novre 29th:
Rambling east, Sir Albert confronts a thug in a plain in South-West Cykoryh.

Sir Albert is more than a match for the thug. Sir Albert the Innocent has decapitated the thug!

When we met the evil lawbreaker, Sir Al quickly donned his hood and ran into battle yelling "KAPLAWWWW". Next I knew there was a head at my feet... now i understand the embroidery...
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    Moonsday, Novre 30th:
Going east, Sir Albert comes upon a thug in a plain in South-West Cykoryh.

Sir Albert quickly overwhelms the thug. Sir Albert the Innocent has decapitated the thug!

Another "just beheading by Al. Since we're starting to amass a collection, Sir Al has forced Lola to juggle the heads as a show of "justice".
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    Twosday, Decre 1st to Wedday, Decre 2nd:
Sir Albert the Innocent ventures to the east peacefully through the plains of South Cykoryh.

Lola is having trouble not throwing up from the severed heads... though is a little indigestion better than incuring the wrath of "justice".
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    Thorsday, Decre 3rd:
Traveling east, Sir Albert meets a thug in a river in South Cykoryh.

The thug's might is superior to Sir Albert; however Sir Albert's sagacity overcomes the thug, also Sir Albert's skill outdoes the thug. Sir Albert the Innocent has slain the thug!
In the melee, Eggbert jr. the Squire is injured!


I feel sorry for that thug. At least the others got a nice clean decapitation... The water threw Sir Al off balance and he cut the poor guys face off. Sufice to say, the thug paniced and started running around. He accidentaly stepped on Eggbert jr. before he died of massive face loss.
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    Friarday, Decre 4th:
Voyaging north, Sir Albert encounters a thug in a plain in South Cykoryh.

Sir Albert is unimpressed by the thug. Sir Albert the Innocent has decapitated the thug!
Eggbert jr. the Squire dies of his injuries!


Sadly, the decapitated keep the momentum they had before death. This was how brave Eggbert Jr died.
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    Satyrday, Decre 5th:
Moving east, Sir Albert the Innocent comes upon a bulky peasant in a plain in South Cykoryh.

Hank the Blacksmith shoves him. The peasant runs away.


That bulky peasant told Hank an egg related joke. This made Hank rather emotional.
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river farm plain
    Sonday, Decre 6th:
Voyaging east, Sir Albert comes upon a thug in a plain in South Cykoryh.

Sir Albert far outclasses the thug. Sir Albert the Innocent has decapitated the thug!

Thats four in the bag. Literally. Lola got tired of juggling so now we put the heads in a sack.
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    Moonsday, Decre 7th:
Sir Albert the Innocent rambles to the north eventlessly through a plain in Central Cykoryh

This bag of heads is starting to get heavy.
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    Twosday, Decre 8th:
Voyaging east, Sir Albert confronts a snake in a swamp in East Cykoryh.

Sir Albert is more than a match for the snake. Sir Albert the Innocent has decapitated the snake!

Apperently the snake stole from the elderly.
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    Wedday, Decre 9th:
Traveling north, Sir Albert the Innocent meets a handsome peasant in a farm in East Cykoryh.

Lola the Juggler dances with him. The peasant blushes.


They were a nice couple until the peasant saw the bag of heads we had. Things kinda went down hill from there.
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    Thorsday, Decre 10th:
Trekking east, Sir Albert meets a snake in a swamp in East Cykoryh.

Sir Albert is more than a match for the snake. Sir Albert the Innocent has decapitated the snake!

Ive never noticed how hard it is to get blood out...
swamp river swamp
farm swamp town
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    Friarday, Decre 11th:
Traveling north, Sir Albert runs into a bandit in a river in East Cykoryh.

Sir Albert is unimpressed by the bandit. Sir Albert the Innocent has slain the bandit!

I told Sir Al that there was only room for one more head in the head bag, he then said that he'd only take the trophy heads... so then he went and killed a bandit just for sport... bad show...
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farm swamp town
    Satyrday, Decre 12th to Sonday, Decre 13th:
Sir Albert the Innocent voyages to the north quickly through the swamps of East Cykoryh.

That day i told Sir Al the concept of Ethical Hunting...
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swamp swamp town
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    Moonsday, Decre 14th:
Venturing north, Sir Albert encounters a thug in a plain in North-East Cykoryh.

Sir Albert quickly overwhelms the thug. Sir Albert the Innocent has slain the thug!

Upon seeing the thug, Sir Al screamed "I can still do it for Fun!"... he later retacted the word "Fun" and replaced it with the word "Justice".
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swamp swamp town
    Twosday, Decre 15th:
Sir Albert the Innocent travels to the north without incident through a plain in North-East Cykoryh

I later gave Sir Al a mental examination and found he had a major case of Genohemofelia... or the want to make every one bleed and not stop.
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    Wedday, Decre 16th:
Venturing north, Sir Albert the Innocent encounters a deceitful peasant in a farm in North-East Cykoryh.

Lola the Juggler dances with him. The peasant winks at Lola.


Apperently peasants are uneasy around blood stained knights carrying a bag of heads...
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    Thorsday, Decre 17th:
Traveling north, Sir Albert encounters a thug in a plain in North-East Cykoryh.

Sir Albert is more than a match for the thug. Sir Albert the Innocent has decapitated the thug!

When we found this villain, Sir Albert decided to finally fill the head bag... this made only him happy, and he sits outside of the camp and counts them... im worried.
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farm farm plain
    Friarday, Decre 18th:
Sir Albert the Innocent reaches the plain of North-East Cykoryh and finds a mischievous boar.

The boar's might overwhelms Sir Albert, in contrast Sir Albert's ruse overcomes the boar, and Sir Albert's speed is too great for the boar. Sir Albert the Innocent has defeated the boar!
In the melee, Lola the Juggler is injured!


After 1 day, Lola the Juggler feels better.

Sir Al paniced when he realised that the boar really didnt have very much of a neck and he threw himself behind a rock. Luckily the boar charged into the rock and died when it exploded. Lola got a piece of shrapnel in the arm, and we were all puzzled by why the rock exploded. The two most popular theories are that either Eggbert Jr. did it from beyond the grave, or wizards did it.
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