King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Karl the Just Assistants
Alexander the Squire
Sebastian the Standard-Barer
Support Staff
Phillip the Guide
Daktar the Bard
Might:average
Skill:good
Cunning:good
Bravery:bold
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
DAYSMAP
    Moonsday, Novre 16th:
While Sir Karl the Just travels in South-East Aolgomlen, he meets a lively drunk in a castle. He tells Sir Karl the story that a lurking threat lives close to the woods of Central Aolgomlen, 14 days ride away.

Sir Karl the Just vows to kill this evil fiend.

He threw up in my pack! Oh god, he threw up in my pack!
plain plain plain
plain castle plain
    Twosday, Novre 17th to Friarday, Novre 20th:
Sir Karl the Just goes to the west eventlessly, from a plain in South-East Aolgomlen to a woods in South Aolgomlen.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
farm woods plain plain river plain
woods woods plain plain plain plain
woods town plain plain castle plain
    Satyrday, Novre 21st:
Journeying north, Sir Karl runs into a boar in a woods in South Aolgomlen.

Sir Karl easily dispatches the boar. Sir Karl the Just has slain the boar!

Mmmmm, food that hasn't been vomited on.
swamp woods plain
farm woods plain
woods woods plain
    Sonday, Novre 22nd:
Venturing west, Sir Karl the Just encounters a gangly peasant in a farm in South Aolgomlen.

Alexander the Squire talks to her. The peasant gossips with Alexander.


Alexander always did like the fuglies.
woods swamp woods
woods farm woods
woods woods woods
    Moonsday, Novre 23rd:
Sir Karl the Just ventures to the north without incident through a swamp in South Aolgomlen

Oh, great. My boot came off in the mud.
woods river woods
woods swamp woods
woods farm woods
    Twosday, Novre 24th:
Moving north, Sir Karl the Just encounters an ancient fisherman in a river in South Aolgomlen.

Alexander the Squire shares stories with him. The fisherman gossips about his friends.


I'll bet he shared stories. Wink wink, nudge nudge. That Alexander, what a card.
woods woods woods
woods river woods
woods swamp woods
    Wedday, Novre 25th:
Voyaging north, Sir Karl runs into a bear in a woods in Central Aolgomlen.

Sir Karl proves far superior to the bear. Sir Karl the Just has decapitated the bear!

And I assisted with bravery and derring-do. Ignore what Phillip says about me hiding up a tree and soiling myself.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods river woods
    Thorsday, Novre 26th:
Sir Karl the Just voyages to the north peacefully through a woods in Central Aolgomlen

Booooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggg.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Friarday, Novre 27th:
Going north, Sir Karl comes upon a boar in a woods in Central Aolgomlen.

The boar's swiftness overcomes Sir Karl's skill, but Sir Karl's toughness overwhelms the boar, and Sir Karl's sagacity outdoes the boar. Sir Karl the Just has slain the boar!

More pork! Yaaay!
woods woods mountains
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Satyrday, Novre 28th:
Rambling west, Sir Karl encounters a wolf in a woods in Central Aolgomlen.

Sir Karl quickly overwhelms the wolf. Sir Karl the Just has slain the wolf!

While he was doing that, Alexander went off to find little red riding hood. For heaven's sake man, leave that girl alone, she's only eleven!
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
town woods woods
    Sonday, Novre 29th:
Rambling west, Sir Karl comes upon a wolf in a woods in Central Aolgomlen.

The wolf's experience overwhelms Sir Karl; in contrast Sir Karl's power is too great for the wolf, and Sir Karl's skill overcomes the wolf. Sir Karl the Just has slain the wolf!

Oh god they're everywhere! Let's nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods town woods
    Moonsday, Novre 30th:
Sir Karl the Just reaches the woods of Central Aolgomlen and finds a lurking lion.

The lion easily dispatches Sir Karl. Sir Karl the Just has been grievously wounded by the lion!
In the melee, Alexander the Squire is injured!


Oh dear. What a kerfuffle.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Twosday, Decre 1st:
Sir Karl the Just begins to recover from his wounds.

That's better.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Wedday, Decre 2nd:
Sir Karl the Just fully recovers!
Alexander the Squire dies of his injuries!


If by injuries you mean a combination of syphilis, gonorrhoea and pubic lice.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods woods woods

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