King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Cyril the Refined Assistants
Maury the Squire
Minnie Skurt the Standard-Barer
Support Staff
Kimberly the Apothecary
Lefticus the Bard
Might:good
Skill:good
Cunning:average
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
DAYSMAP
    Moonsday, Januar 29th:
While Sir Cyril the Refined travels in South Hogmyl, he meets a clumsy shopkeeper in a town. She tells Sir Cyril of rumors that a malicious wretch lurks somewhere in the woods of North-West Hogmyl, 14 days ride away.

Sir Cyril the Refined vows to best this looming beast.

Sir Cyril's squire, Maury, knocked over an entire bottle of pickled eggs, but the shopkeeper was nice enough to pretend he did it and thus not charge us for it.
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    Twosday, Januar 30th:
Rambling west, Sir Cyril the Refined meets a red-headed woodsman in a woods in South Hogmyl.

Minnie Skurt the Standard-Barer jokes with him. The woodsman laughs.


Minnie Skurt Skurt likes red hair. She also carries Sir Cyril's huge flag with a giant blue rose on it. Kimberly speculates that red hair helps correct for the incongrously blue flower heraldy.
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woods woods town
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    Wedday, Febuar 1st to Friarday, Febuar 3rd:
Sir Cyril the Refined ventures to the north eventlessly, from a plain in South Hogmyl to a swamp in Central Hogmyl.

Maury said, "There was a crooked hog, and he walked a crooked myl." No one thought this was as funny as Maury did.
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woods woods town
    Satyrday, Febuar 4th:
Moving west, Sir Cyril comes upon a snake in a swamp in Central Hogmyl.

The snake's ruse outdoes Sir Cyril--and the snake's agility is superior to Sir Cyril, but Sir Cyril's muscle overcomes the snake. Sir Cyril the Refined has driven off the snake!
In the melee, Minnie Skurt the Standard-Barer is injured!


Aaak! The snake climbed down the giant banner Minnie Skurt was carrying and bit her on the hand. Kimberly thinks this whole day was wayyyyy too Freudian.
swamp swamp plain
farm swamp swamp
swamp town plain
    Sonday, Febuar 5th:
Riding west, Sir Cyril the Refined runs into an elderly peasant in a farm in West Hogmyl.

Kimberly the Apothecary jokes with her. The peasant guffaws loudly.

Minnie Skurt the Standard-Barer feels better!


Kimberly told the old lady the one about the monkey and the 50 CCs of byroethylcane. We were confused, but the old lady giggled. Kimberly was like, "it's a pharmaceutical thing, you wouldn't understand."

Speaking of pharmaceuticals, yay for them! Minnie Skurt is on her feet again.
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swamp farm swamp
swamp swamp town
    Moonsday, Febuar 6th:
Riding west, Sir Cyril the Refined confronts a weak bumpkin in a swamp in West Hogmyl.

Maury the Squire shows off in front of her. The bumpkin blushes.


The bumpkin was trying to tend to her rat traps, but was having trouble lifting one, because there was a rat in it (she had terrible muscle definition). Maury impressed her with his might, seeing as how he was capable of lifting even the heaviest of dead rats in a single swoop.
swamp swamp swamp
river swamp farm
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    Twosday, Febuar 7th to Wedday, Febuar 8th:
Sir Cyril the Refined journeys to the west confidently through the swamps of West Hogmyl.

Maury keeps telling us about how he helped that bumpkin with her traps.

Later, Minnie Skurt mumbled "byroethylcane" and started snickering/
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plain swamp swamp swamp
farm river swamp farm
    Thorsday, Febuar 9th:
Traveling north, Sir Cyril meets a snake in a swamp in West Hogmyl.

The snake's nimbleness overcomes Sir Cyril's speed, in contrast Sir Cyril's vigor outdoes the snake, and Sir Cyril's sagacity is too great for the snake's cunning. Sir Cyril the Refined has defeated the snake!

Sir Cyril is mighty! Venomous swamp-crawlers are weak! Yay! Kimberly hopes we don't kill so many snakes that their gene pool is depleted.
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
plain swamp swamp
    Friarday, Febuar 10th:
Going north, Sir Cyril the Refined meets a handsome traveler in a swamp in West Hogmyl.

Minnie Skurt the Standard-Barer shoves him. The traveler runs away.


Minnie Skurt may like red hair, but she HATES blond hair. She seems to consider it a personal affront. Odd lass, that.
farm swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
    Satyrday, Febuar 11th:
Sir Cyril the Refined goes to the north without incident through a swamp in West Hogmyl

Kimberly has been messing with some powders and swamp-gasses since last Moonsday, and today presented us with the results: home-made 'Pop Rocks!' Maury got part of one in his eye and spent a half hour going "ouch, ouch!"
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farm swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
    Sonday, Febuar 12th:
Traveling north, Sir Cyril comes upon a bandit in a plain in North-West Hogmyl.

Sir Cyril is unimpressed by the bandit. Sir Cyril the Refined has slain the bandit!

Sir Cyril is full of vigor and pep. Bandits stand no chance!
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plain plain plain
farm swamp swamp
    Moonsday, Febuar 13th:
Sir Cyril the Refined reaches the woods of North-West Hogmyl and finds a mischievous lion. Sir Cyril the Refined falls back from it!
In the melee, Minnie Skurt the Standard-Barer is injured!


After 1 day, Minnie Skurt the Standard-Barer feels better.

Sir Cyril 'fesses up to a paralysing fear of lions. We all find it understandable, but Minnie Skurt begrudges him the claw marks in her standard-bearing arm. Fortunately, with a little byroethylcane, she was right as rain in no time.
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