King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce Assistants
Samsonite the Squire
Fridge the Wise Man
Support Staff
Pibby Q. Funkenheimer the Friar
Heccubus the Bard
Might:good
Skill:average
Cunning:good
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
DAYSMAP
    Thorsday, Nay 24th:
While Sir Geoffrey the Fierce travels in North Bagcyrlan, he meets a slender peasant in a farm. She tells Sir Geoffrey that people believe that a ruinous monstrosity preys upon the unlucky somewhere in the swamp of South-West Bagcyrlan, 17 days ride away.

Sir Geoffrey the Fierce vows to rid the world of this malicious threat.

That peasant is slender as slender can be. Meeeeeeeeeow.
woods mountains mountains
mountains farm mountains
plain mountains mountains
    Friarday, Nay 25th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce treks to the south peacefully through a mountains in North Bagcyrlan

Fierce nothing, he's picking posies and singing "Breakfast At Tiffany's".
mountains farm mountains
plain mountains mountains
mountains mountains mountains
    Satyrday, Nay 26th:
Voyaging west, Sir Geoffrey encounters a bandit in a plain in North Bagcyrlan.

Sir Geoffrey is unimpressed by the bandit. Sir Geoffrey the Fierce has decapitated the bandit!

We're making pasta and soup for dinner, yum! Sustenance!
town mountains farm
plain plain mountains
mountains mountains mountains
    Sonday, Nay 27th to Twosday, Nay 29th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce treks to the south-west confidently through the mountains of North Bagcyrlan.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up. Yum!
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mountains mountains mountains mountains
mountains mountains mountains mountains
plain plain farm plain
    Wedday, Nay 30th:
Journeying south, Sir Geoffrey the Fierce encounters a refined merchant in a plain in Central Bagcyrlan.

Samsonite the Squire shoves him. The merchant gets flustered.


Samsonite is a jerk-arse. He had no reason to shave that poor merchant...what? Oh, I see. SHOVE, not shave. Well then I'm sure he deserved it.
mountains mountains mountains
plain plain farm
plain plain woods
    Thorsday, Joon 1st:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce rambles to the south peacefully through a plain in Central Bagcyrlan

Pibby Q. Funkenheimer busts a fly tune out on his funk-o-phonic lute.
plain plain farm
plain plain woods
plain farm plain
    Friarday, Joon 2nd:
Journeying west, Sir Geoffrey encounters a thug in a plain in Central Bagcyrlan.

Sir Geoffrey scoffs at the thug. Sir Geoffrey the Fierce has decapitated the thug!

In all the confusion, Pibby Q. Funkenheimer loses his funk-o-phonic lute and is deeply saddened.
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plain plain plain
plain plain farm
    Satyrday, Joon 3rd:
Moving south, Sir Geoffrey encounters a thug in a plain in Central Bagcyrlan.

Sir Geoffrey isn't even slowed by the thug. Sir Geoffrey the Fierce has decapitated the thug!

Pibby Q. Funkenheimer finds a new lute, and immediately goes to get it funk-i-fied at a local Funkification Shop.
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plain plain farm
plain plain plain
    Sonday, Joon 4th:
Journeying south, Sir Geoffrey encounters a bandit in a plain in Central Bagcyrlan.

The bandit's quickness is too great for Sir Geoffrey...nevertheless Sir Geoffrey's muscle outdoes the bandit's might, also Sir Geoffrey's cunning overwhelms the bandit's experience. Sir Geoffrey the Fierce has defeated the bandit!
In the melee, Samsonite the Squire is injured!


Samsonite has been injured? No problem! Leave it up to Pibby Q. Funkenheimer to funk his hurt away!
plain plain farm
plain plain plain
plain farm river
    Moonsday, Joon 5th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce goes to the west quickly through a plain in West Bagcyrlan

Pibby Q. Funkenheimer busts out his new funk-o-phonic lute and makes the trip much easier to handle. Meanwhile, Samsonite has developed a horrible green rash and is eating all the bugs he finds.
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plain plain plain
plain plain farm
    Twosday, Joon 6th:
Riding south, Sir Geoffrey meets a thug in a plain in West Bagcyrlan.

Sir Geoffrey's force overcomes the thug, nevertheless the thug's skill outdoes Sir Geoffrey...and the thug's craftiness overwhelms Sir Geoffrey. Sir Geoffrey the Fierce has been wounded by the thug!
In the melee, Pibby Q. Funkenheimer the Friar is slain!


Pibby: "GET FUNKY!" *dies*
plain plain plain
plain plain farm
farm swamp plain
    Wedday, Joon 7th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce's injuries turn septic!

The wounds are brown, and smell like pickles. I think I'll make a sandwich.
plain plain plain
plain plain farm
farm swamp plain
    Thorsday, Joon 8th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce begins to recover from his wounds.

Pibby Q. Funkenheimer's memory is immortalized in a tombstone that reads: "Pibby: Forever Funky".
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plain plain farm
farm swamp plain
    Friarday, Joon 9th to Satyrday, Joon 10th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce rests in a plain in West Bagcyrlan.
Samsonite the Squire feels better!


Meanwhile, I sat under a tree and sang all the songs off of Pibby's "Funky Music For Funky People" album three times.
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plain plain farm
farm swamp plain
    Sonday, Joon 11th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce's injuries take a turn for the worse.

Uh oh...I sense bad things coming...
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plain plain farm
farm swamp plain
    Moonsday, Joon 12th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce rests in a plain in West Bagcyrlan.

Pibby Q. Funkenheimer visited me in a dream and told me that things were going to get very bad in the near future. He also told me that Jimi Hendrix was actually Jesus, naturally, I believed him. Pibby Q. Funkenheimer doesn't lie.
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plain plain farm
farm swamp plain
    Twosday, Joon 13th:
Sir Geoffrey the Fierce dies of his injuries!

R.I.P. Sir Geoffrey the Fierce


Now who's fierce?
GET FUNKY!
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plain plain farm
farm swamp plain

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