| Satyrday, Octre 30th:
While Sir Louis the Polite travels in North-West Nugaohlet, he meets a lank cleric in a farm. He tells Sir Louis that people believe that a lethal monstrosity stalks the unwary near the plain of South Nugaohlet, 15 days ride away.
Sir Louis the Polite pledges to slay this hateful peril.
I shall slay you with my vacuum cleaner. It is more powerful than regular vacuum cleaners, it has the ability to clean large dust labradors.
| Sonday, Novre 1st:
Traveling south, Sir Louis the Polite runs into a well-built traveler in a plain in North-West Nugaohlet.
Peanut the Squire jokes with her. The traveler laughs.
You laugh and I see you hasn't flossed your teeth. Go at once and floss every tooth. Shouldn't take long since you only has two teeth.
| Moonsday, Novre 2nd:
Moving east, Sir Louis confronts a boar in a woods in North-West Nugaohlet.
Sir Louis is more than a match for the boar. Sir Louis the Polite has decapitated the boar!
Back up here. There will be no decapitating of any furry creatures. Put the head back and start again.
| Twosday, Novre 3rd:
Sir Louis the Polite rambles to the east eventlessly through a woods in North-West Nugaohlet
Do you need a poop bag? You can't just go and not pick up.
| Wedday, Novre 4th:
Venturing south, Sir Louis encounters a bear in a woods in North-West Nugaohlet.
Sir Louis far outclasses the bear. Sir Louis the Polite has decapitated the bear!
We went through this already! No hurting of animals!
| Thorsday, Novre 5th to Twosday, Novre 10th:
Sir Louis the Polite ventures to the south-east quickly, from a swamp in North Nugaohlet to a plain in Central Nugaohlet.
I'm going to make some coffee, it could be a long journey through the swamp.
| Wedday, Novre 11th:
Voyaging south, Sir Louis runs into a bandit in a river in Central Nugaohlet.
The bandit's grace overwhelms Sir Louis; furthermore the bandit's strength is equal to Sir Louis...but Sir Louis's cunning is too great for the bandit's artifice. Sir Louis the Polite has driven off the bandit!
I'm going to just lie here in this perfectly convenient hammock. Can you bring me my shades? They are just out of reach.
| Thorsday, Novre 12th to Friarday, Novre 13th:
Sir Louis the Polite goes to the south quickly through the plains of Central Nugaohlet.
You forgot your horse!
| Satyrday, Novre 14th:
Journeying south, Sir Louis the Polite encounters a dishonest-looking peasant in a plain in Central Nugaohlet.
Merlin the Apothecary shoves her. The peasant runs away.
Come Peasant! I want you to bring me another glass of wine.
| Sonday, Novre 15th:
Sir Louis the Polite reaches the plain of South Nugaohlet and finds a malicious bandit.
Sir Louis's experience overcomes the bandit--but the bandit's energy is superior to Sir Louis...moreover the bandit's swiftness overwhelms Sir Louis. Sir Louis the Polite has been defeated by the bandit!
In the melee, Zoe the Cook is slain!
Well now that's okay because Zoe wasn't a furry creature.
| Moonsday, Novre 16th:
Sir Louis the Polite rests in a plain in South Nugaohlet.
Can someone please rock me in my hammock?
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