King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Leonard the Forceful Assistants
Elliot the Squire
Hermany the Juggler
Support Staff
Slappy! the Apothecary
Lint the Bard
Might:good
Skill:average
Cunning:good
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Thorsday, Rill 12th:
While Sir Leonard the Forceful travels in Central Lynkyk, he meets a weak shopkeeper in a town. She tells Sir Leonard about suspicions that a base creature stalks the unwary somewhere in the farm of South-West Lynkyk, 14 days ride away.

Sir Leonard the Forceful binds himself to destroy this ruinous fiend.

I just realized that Leo (as we lads call him) carries a gigantic sword. We suspect he is making up for something else...
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    Friarday, Rill 13th:
Riding south, Sir Leonard comes upon a thug in a plain in Central Lynkyk.

The thug's craftiness can not overcome Sir Leonard, yet Sir Leonard's might overwhelms the thug, and Sir Leonard's agility is superior to the thug's skill. Sir Leonard the Forceful has slain the thug!

Not only is his sword huge, but extremely sharp! I tried to cut a steak with that thing, wham! Didn't even have to saw at it!
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    Satyrday, Rill 14th:
Sir Leonard the Forceful journeys to the west quickly through a plain in Central Lynkyk

Sadly he accidentall cut off his horses leg, and now has to walk on his own. On a side note: horse meat is not very tasty after a couple of hours in the sun.
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    Sonday, Rill 15th:
Venturing south, Sir Leonard encounters a thug in a plain in Central Lynkyk.

Sir Leonard's wisdom find no weakness in the thug; however Sir Leonard's strength overwhelms the thug; and Sir Leonard's speed overcomes the thug's nimbleness. Sir Leonard the Forceful has slain the thug!

We left the horse carcass with him, figured the morgue guys would know what to do with it. It smelled.
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    Moonsday, Rill 16th to Twosday, Rill 17th:
Sir Leonard the Forceful journeys to the west peacefully through the plains of Central Lynkyk.

I fell and landed in some sort of glowing green ooze. Everyone laughed at my misfortune.
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    Wedday, Rill 18th:
Trekking south, Sir Leonard meets a bandit in a plain in Central Lynkyk.

Sir Leonard's swiftness find no weakness in the bandit, yet Sir Leonard's toughness is too great for the bandit, and Sir Leonard's cunning overcomes the bandit's artifice. Sir Leonard the Forceful has slain the bandit!

The bandit was carrying an Eat More bar, so I took it and ate it, all the while exaggerating how good it was so the others looked on hungrily and pitifully. Revenge is sweet, and filled with chewy chewy chocolate taffy stuff.
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    Thorsday, Rill 19th:
Moving south, Sir Leonard the Forceful comes upon a big bumpkin in a plain in South Lynkyk.

Hermany the Juggler jokes with her. The bumpkin laughs.


Hermany likes the bigger girls. He's odd that way.
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    Friarday, Rill 20th:
Moving west, Sir Leonard encounters a lion in a woods in South-West Lynkyk. Sir Leonard the Forceful disengages from it!
In the melee, Elliot the Squire is injured!


It's been 13 hours since Elliot got hurt and he still hasn't shut up. On the plus side, he makes fun of Leonard a lot for running away, which is somewhat entertaining. We all eat peanut butter sammiches and sing Abba songs long into the night.
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    Satyrday, Rill 21st:
Riding west, Sir Leonard the Forceful encounters a red-headed peasant in a farm in South-West Lynkyk.

Hermany the Juggler shows off in front of her. The peasant blushes.

Elliot the Squire feels better!


I have Dancing Queen stuck in my head, truly, I am in hell.
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    Sonday, Rill 22nd to Moonsday, Rill 23rd:
Sir Leonard the Forceful goes to the west without incident through the woods of South-West Lynkyk.

I slept most of the trip, so I don't really have anything to say. Other than waking up because someone put my hand in warm water and I wet myself. I hate them all.
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    Twosday, Rill 24th:
Venturing west, Sir Leonard encounters a bear in a woods in South-West Lynkyk.

The bear's hardiness overwhelms Sir Leonard's might, but Sir Leonard's skill is superior to the bear...furthermore Sir Leonard's wiliness is too great for the bear. Sir Leonard the Forceful has driven off the bear!
In the melee, Elliot the Squire is injured!


You know, if Elliot didn't keep running into the battles screaming "DEATH FROM ABOVE!" and waving a butter knife, I doubt he'd get hurt so often.
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    Wedday, Rill 25th:
Sir Leonard the Forceful rides to the south peacefully through a town in South-West Lynkyk
Elliot the Squire feels better!


Elliot lost his butter knife on the journey, and is blaming me of throwing it into the woods so he would stop getting hurt. Hate them all, I do.
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    Thorsday, Rill 26th:
Sir Leonard the Forceful reaches the farm of South-West Lynkyk and finds a malicious giant. Sir Leonard the Forceful retreats from him!
In the melee, Elliot the Squire is injured!


After 2 days, Elliot the Squire feels better.

Elliot never did find his knife, instead he ran into that battle wielding a banana and a piece of gum. My disappointment lie in Slappy!, who did nothing the entire journey. At the end, however, he told us all the meaning of life. Apparently, it's cheese.
The End.
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