| Wedday, Augen 10th:
While Sir Maurice the Chaste travels in South Olimbonlen, he meets a weak villager in a town. He tells Sir Maurice of rumors that a noxious hazard preys upon the unlucky in the woods of North Olimbonlen, 14 days ride away.
Sir Maurice the Chaste vows to do away with this evil wretch.
I am shadowing Sir Maruice the CHASTE! Whee! He's a great guy, you should take the time to get to know him, but sorry ladies, he's taken by God. Eh. Anyways! The Woods of N. Olimbonlen! 14 Days away!! We're off!
| Thorsday, Augen 11th:
Venturing west, Sir Maurice the Chaste meets a brunette peasant in a farm in South Olimbonlen.
Quentin the Trainer dances with her. The peasant blushes.
So today we arrived that the farm in S. Olimbonlen, and what do you know, there was a brunette peasant! Sir Maurice the CHASTE immidately ran away and held up his wooden cross shouting obscenties at the brunette. Quentin however jigged with her for a while, it was most amusing.
Things learned today:
Sir Maurice is a Heterophobe
Quentin can't tango.
| Friarday, Augen 12th:
Moving west, Sir Maurice the Chaste comes upon a swarthy bumpkin in a farm in South Olimbonlen.
Edmund the Sage talks to him. The bumpkin gossips with Edmund.
ANOTHER FARM! We were so gifted to come across a SWARTHY BUMPKIN!! So Edmund gosspied with him for a while. We're lucky Edmund is able to speak english, the rest of us just have to sign to eachother. The bumpkin told us which way was south, so perhaps now we'll stop going west.
| Satyrday, Augen 13th:
Sir Maurice the Chaste voyages to the west eventlessly through a plain in South Olimbonlen
Well I tried to sign to Maurice that we needed to go north, but I think he got my signals mixed up, it appears that we are sill heading west.
| Sonday, Augen 14th:
Journeying north, Sir Maurice encounters a thug in a plain in South Olimbonlen.
Sir Maurice far outclasses the thug. Sir Maurice the Chaste has slain the thug!
Our first, and probably last battle!
Today was just spactacular, a thug was stalking our party was we wondered into the plains, but he was no match for Sir Maurice. Little do most people know, the chaste Heterophobe is also an experienced Mage! Sir Maurice unleashed Bolt 27 on the thug and vaporized him.... and 83% of the terrain within 15 miles around him.
| Moonsday, Augen 15th to Twosday, Augen 16th:
Sir Maurice the Chaste treks to the north quickly, from a plain in South Olimbonlen to a woods in Central Olimbonlen.
Stepping over the scorched terrain, we made our way to Central Olimbonlen.
| Wedday, Augen 17th:
Rambling north, Sir Maurice comes upon a boar in a woods in Central Olimbonlen.
Sir Maurice is more than a match for the boar. Sir Maurice the Chaste has slain the boar!
What??? There was no boar, we just found random boar parts scattered within the woods... if you want to call the stubble of trunks left after Bolt 27 woods...
| Thorsday, Augen 18th to Friarday, Augen 19th:
Sir Maurice the Chaste rides to the north confidently, from a river in Central Olimbonlen to a town in Central Olimbonlen.
The town was a wreck! Twisted metal beams and piles of stone lay everywhere!! Heading into the heart of the mess, we began searching for lifesigns.
| Satyrday, Augen 20th:
Venturing north, Sir Maurice the Chaste comes upon a tall woodsman in a woods in Central Olimbonlen.
Edmund the Sage dances with her. The woodsman winks at Edmund.
WE FOUND LIFE!! Sir Maurice found a tall woodsman in the rubble, and Edmund waltzed with her for a little while. What relief!
Questions to myself from today:
Why was the woodsMAN female?
Sir. Maurice is a homosexual
| Sonday, Augen 21st:
Sir Maurice the Chaste rambles to the north confidently through a woods in North Olimbonlen
Nothing happened today whoo.
| Moonsday, Augen 22nd:
Trekking north, Sir Maurice meets a bear in a woods in North Olimbonlen.
The bear's nimbleness overwhelms Sir Maurice, and Sir Maurice's might can not overcome the bear; however Sir Maurice's sagacity overcomes the bear. Sir Maurice the Chaste has driven off the bear!
In the melee, Edmund the Sage is injured!
This is a lie from the government!!! There was no bear!! NO BEAR I TELL YOU!!
| Twosday, Augen 23rd:
Sir Maurice the Chaste rambles to the north eventlessly through a river in North Olimbonlen
Edmund the Sage feels better!
Edmund the sage got CHOLERA!!! He's still sick!!
| Wedday, Augen 24th:
Sir Maurice the Chaste reaches the woods of North Olimbonlen and finds a harmful boar.
The boar's swiftness is superior to Sir Maurice's speed, but Sir Maurice's vigor is too great for the boar, also Sir Maurice's maneuvering overwhelms the boar. Sir Maurice the Chaste has defeated the boar!
In the melee, Quentin the Trainer is injured!
After 1 day, Quentin the Trainer feels better.
Aww screw it, im out of study hall time - peace.
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