King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Jerome the Courteous Assistants
tang the Squire
churt the Juggler
Support Staff
frak the Guide
stumpy the Bard
Might:good
Skill:average
Cunning:good
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
DAYSMAP
    Moonsday, Novre 16th:
While Sir Jerome the Courteous travels in North Mumkorril, he meets a handsome peasant in a farm. He tells Sir Jerome that there are whispers a looming wretch feeds upon people around the woods of South-West Mumkorril, 16 days ride away.

Sir Jerome the Courteous pledges to overthrow this pernicious villain.

jerry is ascared of whatever a 'looming wretch' be.
he says it sounds very largish.
swamp swamp town
swamp farm swamp
swamp swamp plain
    Twosday, Novre 17th:
Sir Jerome the Courteous travels to the south eventlessly through a swamp in North Mumkorril

churt picked berries and we all had pie.

yummy
swamp farm swamp
swamp swamp plain
swamp swamp swamp
    Wedday, Novre 18th:
Journeying south, Sir Jerome the Courteous encounters a tall fisherman in a swamp in North Mumkorril.

churt the Juggler talks to him. The fisherman chats with churt for a while.


churt and the fisherman cunducted a little 'business'. we are now set with enough smoke to last our journey.
swamp swamp plain
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
    Thorsday, Novre 19th:
Venturing west, Sir Jerome encounters a snake in a swamp in North Mumkorril.

Sir Jerome is more than a match for the snake. Sir Jerome the Courteous has slain the snake!

churt picked berries and we all had pie with snake steaks.

yummy
plain swamp swamp
plain swamp swamp
plain swamp swamp
    Friarday, Novre 20th to Satyrday, Novre 21st:
Sir Jerome the Courteous moves to the south eventlessly, from a swamp in North Mumkorril to a woods in Central Mumkorril.

the wood is dark, but it doesn't smell any where as bad as the swamp.
plain swamp swamp
plain swamp swamp
woods woods woods
woods swamp woods
    Sonday, Novre 22nd:
Journeying west, Sir Jerome encounters a bear in a woods in West Mumkorril.

Sir Jerome's artifice overwhelms the bear's craftiness--yet the bear's dexterity overcomes Sir Jerome...moreover the bear's toughness outdoes Sir Jerome. Sir Jerome the Courteous has been wounded by the bear!
In the melee, tang the Squire is injured, and frak the Guide is injured!


the encounter with the bear cub in the west mumkorril wood was an horrific experience.

churt the juggler was carried off only to return unharmed an hour later followed shortly by the bear cubs mother who beat the stuffing out of poor jerry.

when frak tried to keep tang from interfearing, they were both mauled. thankefully though jerry used the distraction to slay the beast and we will be having mommy bear steaks for a while now.
plain plain swamp
woods woods woods
woods woods swamp
    Moonsday, Novre 23rd to Wedday, Novre 25th:
Sir Jerome the Courteous rests in a woods in West Mumkorril.
tang the Squire feels better!
frak the Guide feels better!


we are all getting restless waiting for jerry to stop his whining, he is a friggin KNIGHT after all.
plain plain swamp
woods woods woods
woods woods swamp
    Thorsday, Novre 26th:
Sir Jerome the Courteous fully recovers!

okay we are packed up and ready to move.

unfortunatly the delay gave us nothing to do but hit the pipe, and our smoke supply may not last.
plain plain swamp
woods woods woods
woods woods swamp
    Friarday, Novre 27th to Satyrday, Novre 28th:
Sir Jerome the Courteous voyages to the west peacefully through the woods of West Mumkorril.

the mood in the troop is surley to say the least.
jerry's popularity may cost us our guide and our beloved juggler. oh, what will we do without a juggler on our adventures?
woods woods woods woods
farm woods woods swamp
woods woods woods woods
    Sonday, Novre 29th:
Venturing west, Sir Jerome meets a brigand in a farm in West Mumkorril.

Sir Jerome scoffs at the brigand. Sir Jerome the Courteous has decapitated the brigand!

the 'brigand' came in the nick of time to save our troops flagging morale. the farm will no doubt go to seed wil naught but a woman and 2 preteen boys to tend it, but we are on to bigger and better things.
woods woods woods
woods farm woods
woods woods woods
    Moonsday, Novre 30th:
Journeying south, Sir Jerome encounters a bear in a woods in West Mumkorril.

Sir Jerome easily dispatches the bear. Sir Jerome the Courteous has decapitated the bear!

churt must have a curse on her, she was carried off by another bear. she returned again unharmed at which point jerry slew the beast and we moved on without camping for the night for fear of familial repraisals.
woods farm woods
woods woods woods
woods woods town
    Twosday, Decre 1st:
Moving west, Sir Jerome meets a boar in a woods in West Mumkorril.

Sir Jerome's dexterity outdoes the boar, yet the boar's might is superior to Sir Jerome, and the boar's craftiness overcomes Sir Jerome. Sir Jerome the Courteous has been defeated by the boar!
In the melee, churt the Juggler is slain!


in our hast as we flew from the bear, churt stumbled into a boar and woke the fearsome beast. jerry did what he could to save our beloved juggler, but alas before he could subdue it, she was mortaly trampled by the wild squeeling beast.
woods woods farm
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Wedday, Decre 2nd:
Sir Jerome the Courteous rests in a woods in West Mumkorril.

we will rest and burry our dear departed churt. may she rest in piece. we burried her with her balls and bowling pins by her side.
woods woods farm
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Thorsday, Decre 3rd:
Traveling south, Sir Jerome encounters a wolf in a woods in West Mumkorril.

Sir Jerome's skill find no weakness in the wolf's dexterity, however Sir Jerome's wisdom is too great for the wolf, and Sir Jerome's might outdoes the wolf. Sir Jerome the Courteous has slain the wolf!

you would think there would be a road through this god forsaken forest. how did that peasent make it past all these blood thirst beasts without being devoured many times over is a question i will ask if we ever escape back to the safety of home.

oh, and jerry bested a savage blood crazed wolf.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods woods farm
    Friarday, Decre 4th:
Moving south, Sir Jerome runs into a bear in a woods in West Mumkorril.

Sir Jerome is more than a match for the bear. Sir Jerome the Courteous has decapitated the bear!

oh, lovely another bear.

we can't carry anymore meat, this is just getting tiresome.
woods woods woods
woods woods farm
woods woods woods
    Satyrday, Decre 5th:
Trekking south, Sir Jerome the Courteous confronts a stout woodsman in a woods in South-West Mumkorril.

frak the Guide introduces herself to her. The woodsman shakes hands with frak.


human contact! i thought i was going to go mad. though she is a bit stout and seems to be interested only in talking to frak, she is still human. and frak sweet talks some badly needed smoke from the enchanting creature.
woods woods farm
woods woods woods
woods plain town
    Sonday, Decre 6th:
Sir Jerome the Courteous rambles to the south confidently through a plain in South-West Mumkorril

we are all back in good spirits partaking liberaly of the now abundant smoke even as we break camp in the morning. frak and tang are now sharing a sleeping bag.
woods woods woods
woods plain town
woods woods woods
    Moonsday, Decre 7th:
Sir Jerome the Courteous reaches the woods of South-West Mumkorril and finds a noxious snake.

Sir Jerome the Courteous fights the snake to a deadlock...then The snake's wisdom overcomes Sir Jerome's cunning, yet Sir Jerome's strength is superior to the snake's force; and Sir Jerome's agility is too great for the snake. Sir Jerome the Courteous has defeated the snake!
In the melee, tang the Squire is injured!


After 2 days, tang the Squire dies of his injuries.

holy god in heaven protect us! this is the biggest beast i have ever laid eyes upon. jerry fought valiantly, but as tang was tossing him a replacement for his third broken blade, the snake decided to break the supply chain as it were and bit poor tangs hands off at the elbows. again jerry used the distraction to his advantage and slew the vile beast.

we have tried to stop the bleeding, but i fear tang will have to be burried in the morning. we will burry him with jerries armour and my lyre. and fraks broken heart.
woods plain town
woods woods woods
town woods woods

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