King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Louis the Chaste Assistants
Joe-Joe the Squire
Support Staff
The Bobster the Friar
May Fly the Apothecary
Lefticus the Bard
Might:average
Skill:average
Cunning:very good
Bravery:bold
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Moonsday, Jelly 17th:
While Sir Louis the Chaste travels in North-East Behkekarik, he meets a swarthy peasant in a farm. She tells Sir Louis of rumors that a vile brute kills travelers near the swamp of South Behkekarik, 16 days ride away.

Sir Louis the Chaste pledges to kill this vile fiend.

Sir Louis is such a prude, he won't even listen to "Louie-Louie", because of all the swearing. The Bobster says that's just a rumor, but Joe-Joe shakes his head solemnly.

May Fly is an odd girl; she seems to think she's some sort of insect or bird. This we deduce by the fact she keeps dashing around while flapping her hands, and only drinks sugar-water and tea cakes.
plain farm
plain plain
    Twosday, Jelly 18th:
Sir Louis the Chaste travels to the south confidently through a plain in North-East Behkekarik

One day into the journey, & no disasters! We are going to be SO victorious. The Bobster and Joe-Joe exchange high-fives.
plain farm
plain plain
plain plain
    Wedday, Jelly 19th:
Going south, Sir Louis runs into a thug in a plain in North-East Behkekarik.

Sir Louis is unimpressed by the thug. Sir Louis the Chaste has slain the thug!

The thug ran up and did some knife tricks to scare us into giving him our collective money. Sir Louis was like, "eh," then killed him.
plain plain
plain plain
plain plain
    Thorsday, Jelly 20th to Twosday, Jelly 25th:
Sir Louis the Chaste goes to the south-west confidently, from a plain in North-East Behkekarik to a plain in East Behkekarik.

May Fly is a bit of a strange presence in camp--she dashes through our group when we sit down to eat, grabs a tea cake and a sip of Kool Aide, then hides behind some underbrush and eats it messily. The Bobster says of her, "the hell?", but Joe-Joe just nods sagely.
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plain plain plain woods plain
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    Wedday, Jelly 26th:
Rambling west, Sir Louis meets a bandit in a plain in East Behkekarik.

Sir Louis scoffs at the bandit. Sir Louis the Chaste has slain the bandit!

Again, Sir Louis's chastity has earned him a place in the war-god's heart, for there are none who can stand before him. The Bobster says he has "dudilicious" axe skills; Joe-Joe smacks his own forehead in disgust. May Fly darts her eyes around really fast, then runs off to perch on some silkweed.
plain plain plain
swamp plain plain
swamp plain plain
    Thorsday, Jelly 27th:
Riding south, Sir Louis comes upon a bandit in a plain in East Behkekarik.

The bandit's might overcomes Sir Louis...yet Sir Louis's speed is too great for the bandit's skill...moreover Sir Louis's ruse overwhelms the bandit. Sir Louis the Chaste has defeated the bandit!

This bandit has been working out! Fortunately, Sir Louis's Legendary Cleverness(tm) has saved us; he employed the "What the hell is THAT?" maneuver.
swamp plain plain
swamp plain plain
swamp plain plain
    Friarday, Jelly 28th to Satyrday, Jelly 29th:
Sir Louis the Chaste ventures to the west quickly through the swamps of Central Behkekarik.

May Fly is delighted that we're travelling through the swamp, as she loves to run splashingly bare-foot through the cat tails. The Bobster spins his pointer finger in a circular motion next to his ear, to indicate he thinks she's a few peasants short of a feudal levy, but Joe-Joe believes she is a free spirit.

Sir Louis tries to ignore her, what with his singleness of purpose and chastity and all.
woods swamp swamp plain
swamp swamp swamp plain
swamp town swamp plain
    Sonday, Jelly 30th:
Trekking south, Sir Louis comes upon a cutpurse in a town in Central Behkekarik.

Sir Louis the Chaste battles the cutpurse to a impasse--next Sir Louis easily dispatches the cutpurse. Sir Louis the Chaste has slain the cutpurse!
In the melee, Joe-Joe the Squire is injured!


May Fly spoke for the first time today--she went, "Yay! Swamptown!"

We were all relaxing in the lovely and not completely foul-smelling town, when this guy ran up and tried to steal Joe-Joe's saddle pack. Sir Louis managed to kill him, but not before he poked Joe-Joe in the lower back with a sharp stick. Ouch!
swamp swamp swamp
swamp town swamp
swamp swamp swamp
    Moonsday, Augen 1st to Twosday, Augen 2nd:
Sir Louis the Chaste journeys to the south quickly through the swamps of Central Behkekarik.
Joe-Joe the Squire dies of his injuries!


Oh, no! Two days of brackish swamp water prevented Joe-Joe from recovering from his kidney injury.

We all mourn him differently. The Bobster kept drinking beers, saying "this one's for my fallen homey" and crushing the empties against his head. Sir Louis takes various vows of vengence. May Fly dashing around making buzzing noises.
swamp town swamp
swamp swamp swamp
mountains swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
    Wedday, Augen 3rd:
Sir Louis the Chaste reaches the swamp of South Behkekarik and finds a ruinous ogre. Sir Louis the Chaste retreats from him!
In the melee, The Bobster the Friar is injured!


After 1 day, The Bobster the Friar feels better.

Well, now we know what an oath from Sir Louis is worth!

The Bobster got whacked with the ogre's club, but was too drunk to notice and had walked it off before we got back to civilization.

May Fly surprised us all by telling us that she was trying to play Charades with us the entire time. She was like, "I TOTALLY said that I was doing a kind of animal before we started! It was a humming bird!"
mountains swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp

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