King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted Assistants
Byron the Squire
Frederick the Wise Man
Support Staff
James the Friar
Jason the Bard
Might:very good
Skill:average
Cunning:average
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
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    Moonsday, Septre 27th:
While Sir Victor the Quick-Witted travels in West Hyhcymlen, he meets a conniving peasant in a farm. She tells Sir Victor about suspicions that a looming hazard lives around the farm of South-East Hyhcymlen, 18 days ride away.

Sir Victor the Quick-Witted swears to execute this hateful fiend.

Quick witted? He's a brainless mountain of a man! "Me Sir Victor no dumb, me smart! Me smartest guy ever!" Yeah, right. What now?
woods woods
farm plain
plain plain
    Twosday, Septre 28th to Wedday, Septre 29th:
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted ventures to the east quickly through the plains of West Hyhcymlen.

After heading off the wrong way, we are finally back on track.
woods woods woods woods
farm plain plain plain
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    Thorsday, Septre 30th:
Riding south, Sir Victor comes upon a bandit in a plain in West Hyhcymlen.

Sir Victor quickly overwhelms the bandit. Sir Victor the Quick-Witted has decapitated the bandit!

He's strong, I'll say that for the guy. It only took one swing to that greatsword to cleave that bandit in half. I'm impressed. This might work out after all!
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mountains plain plain
    Friarday, Octre 1st:
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted rides to the south without incident through a plain in West Hyhcymlen

So far so good...
plain plain plain
mountains plain plain
plain plain river
    Satyrday, Octre 2nd:
Going east, Sir Victor meets a thug in a plain in West Hyhcymlen.

The thug's resourcefulness is countered by Sir Victor--however Sir Victor's agility is superior to the thug's dexterity, moreover Sir Victor's toughness overcomes the thug. Sir Victor the Quick-Witted has slain the thug!

Another easy victory to Sir Victor. His opponent tried an ambush from an overhang, but Sir Victor merely chopped him in half as he leaped.
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
plain river plain
    Sonday, Octre 3rd:
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted travels to the south quickly through a river in West Hyhcymlen

Smooth travelling.
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plain river plain
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    Moonsday, Octre 4th:
Traveling south, Sir Victor the Quick-Witted runs into a seasoned traveler in a plain in West Hyhcymlen.

Frederick the Wise Man argues with him. The traveler argues back.


What a silly argument. Looks like Frederick is just as "Wise" as Victor is "quick witted".
plain river plain
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Twosday, Octre 5th:
Voyaging south, Sir Victor the Quick-Witted comes upon a buxom traveler in a plain in South-West Hyhcymlen.

Frederick the Wise Man dances with her. The traveler blushes.


... I stand corrected. I wish I was as quick thinking. I'm jealous.
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plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Wedday, Octre 6th to Satyrday, Octre 9th:
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted goes to the south-east without incident, from a plain in South-West Hyhcymlen to a swamp in South Hyhcymlen.

Onward ho!
plain plain woods mountains
plain plain swamp swamp
plain plain woods swamp
plain plain swamp plain
plain plain swamp farm
    Sonday, Octre 10th:
Venturing east, Sir Victor encounters a thug in a plain in South Hyhcymlen.

The thug's sagacity is too great for Sir Victor--however Sir Victor's grace overwhelms the thug, moreover Sir Victor's might is superior to the thug. Sir Victor the Quick-Witted has slain the thug!

Another short fight. I swear, Sir Victor is as strong as a bear... and about as smart!
woods swamp swamp
swamp plain plain
swamp farm swamp
    Moonsday, Octre 11th to Thorsday, Octre 14th:
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted moves to the east peacefully, from a farm in South Hyhcymlen to a swamp in South Hyhcymlen.

Almost there!
swamp plain plain swamp swamp plain
swamp farm swamp river swamp farm
town swamp swamp swamp swamp farm
    Friarday, Octre 15th:
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted reaches the farm of South-East Hyhcymlen and finds a lethal bear.

Sir Victor's power is too great for the bear; in contrast the bear's skill overwhelms Sir Victor's quickness, and the bear's strategy is superior to Sir Victor. Sir Victor the Quick-Witted has been defeated by the bear!
In the melee, Byron the Squire is slain!


OH MY ... I cannot believe this. Sir Victor actually IS stronger than a bear! It sort of sniffed while looking hesitantly at his sword, so Sir Victor tried WRESTLING the beast! And he was WINNING!!! Then the bear began using it's superior fighting tactics and... I found out, in anything involving more than a single blow, Sir Victor has problems pondering the next move in his fights. How dumb can he be??? Anyhow, he lost. Amazing. "the bear's strategy is superior to Sir Victor"???
swamp plain swamp
swamp farm plain
swamp farm plain
    Satyrday, Octre 16th:
Sir Victor the Quick-Witted rests in a farm in South-East Hyhcymlen.

He's going back to challenge that bear again tomorrow. With his bare hands, again. I'm outa here.
swamp plain swamp
swamp farm plain
swamp farm plain

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