King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Quentin the Valiant Assistants
Jesse the Squire
Timothy the Juggler
Support Staff
Tobias the Friar
Jason the Bard
Might:average
Skill:average
Cunning:very good
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Moonsday, Decre 14th:
While Sir Quentin the Valiant travels in North-West Meghuhlun, he meets an average height traveler in a farm. She tells Sir Quentin the story that a dangerous fiend kills travelers around the plain of South-East Meghuhlun, 15 days ride away.

Sir Quentin the Valiant promises to best this vile monster.

Sir Quentin sure looks impressive in his armor and gleaming sword. I feel filled with hope already!
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    Twosday, Decre 15th:
Sir Quentin the Valiant goes to the south peacefully through a plain in West Meghuhlun

Sir Quentin was waving his sword most of the journey, regaling us with feats of his strength, skill and courage. Hey, I'M supposed to be the bard here. Sure impressive though!
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    Wedday, Decre 16th:
Trekking east, Sir Quentin the Valiant confronts a brown-haired traveler in a plain in West Meghuhlun.

Jesse the Squire boasts to him. The traveler gasps.


Jesse imparted but a brief portion of Sir Quentin's mighty deeds. The traveller was amazed... as he should rightly be!
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    Thorsday, Decre 17th to Friarday, Decre 18th:
Sir Quentin the Valiant goes to the east peacefully through the plains of West Meghuhlun.

More adventures from our mighty knight.
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    Satyrday, Decre 19th:
Voyaging east, Sir Quentin runs into a bandit in a plain in Central Meghuhlun.

The bandit's skill is superior to Sir Quentin; yet Sir Quentin's might overcomes the bandit...and Sir Quentin's ruse overwhelms the bandit. Sir Quentin the Valiant has defeated the bandit!

The bandit looked rather scrawny, but he was quick and really knew how to use that dagger of his. Besides, he was dancing and skipping out of the way of Sir Quentin's thrusts and strokes. It was a bit confusing, seeing the mighty knight being oumanuevered by some random bandit. The fight was finally won when Sir Quentin suddenly pointed at something behind the bandit's back and yelled, "what on earth is that???", and decked him from behind. I... I am understandably less impressed with our fearless leader.
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    Sonday, Decre 20th:
Moving south, Sir Quentin comes upon a lion in a woods in Central Meghuhlun. Sir Quentin the Valiant flees from it!
In the melee, Timothy the Juggler is injured!


This is bad. When the lion appeared, we immediately started cheering for Sir Quentin "the Valiant", calling for him to dispatch the beast. Only to notice he wasn't there, having fled while we weren't paying attention to him. In the ensuing chaos, Timothy was almost eaten. He's alive for now, but lost an arm, poor guy will never juggle again.
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    Moonsday, Decre 21st:
Sir Quentin the Valiant rambles to the east quickly through a woods in Central Meghuhlun

Sir Quentin's tales have lost their charm for us. He claims that he merely decided he could not harm such a magnificent beast, and we were disturbing it's territory, but we look at Timothy and know better.
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    Twosday, Decre 22nd:
Going east, Sir Quentin the Valiant encounters a sturdy peasant in a farm in Central Meghuhlun.

Tobias the Friar dances with her. The peasant blushes.


Tobias likes sturdy girls. How interesting.
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    Wedday, Decre 23rd:
Moving south, Sir Quentin the Valiant comes upon a comely villager in a town in Central Meghuhlun.

Tobias the Friar shoves her. The villager runs away.


Tobias doesn't like pretty girls? ... so, he ONLY likes the big muscly girls, but not the pretty ones. Interesting.
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    Thorsday, Decre 24th to Friarday, Decre 25th:
Sir Quentin the Valiant goes to the south peacefully, from a woods in Central Meghuhlun to a plain in Central Meghuhlun.
Timothy the Juggler feels better!


Timothy woke up today. We consoled him on the loss of his arm. He keeps crying and asking why Sir Quentin didn't rescue him.
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    Satyrday, Decre 26th:
Voyaging south, Sir Quentin encounters a boar in a woods in Central Meghuhlun.

Sir Quentin scoffs at the boar. Sir Quentin the Valiant has decapitated the boar!

A piglet, more than a boar, probably separated from it's mother. Sir Quentin INSISTS that it was a dangerous wild boar though, and dares us to disprove it. Hard to do, since it's been eaten and it's bones buried.
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    Sonday, Decre 27th to Moonsday, Decre 28th:
Sir Quentin the Valiant ventures to the east quickly, from a swamp in Central Meghuhlun to a woods in East Meghuhlun.

If I have to hear one more story from that stuck up pompous excuse for a knight...
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    Twosday, Decre 29th:
Sir Quentin the Valiant reaches the plain of South-East Meghuhlun and finds a dire lion. Sir Quentin the Valiant turns tail from it!
In the melee, Jesse the Squire is injured!


After 6 days, Jesse the Squire dies of his injuries.

Again, we were deserted by our timid knight! Jesse was fatally wounded and died yesterday after 6 whole days of suffering! Sir Quentin, if I ever find you, you WILL regret it...
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