King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Jesse the Forceful Assistants
Robert the Squire
Patrick the Wise Man
Support Staff
Craig the Friar
Remmy the Bard
Might:average
Skill:good
Cunning:good
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Sonday, Septre 26th:
While Sir Jesse the Forceful travels in South-West Lararokhil, he meets a pretty villager in a town. She tells Sir Jesse the story that a vile monstrosity kills travelers near the swamp of North-West Lararokhil, 16 days ride away.

Sir Jesse the Forceful binds himself to slay this looming peril.

The villager wasn't pretty. In fact she looked akin to an orc. Craig the Friar seemed to like her. Patrick the Wise Man lectured him on ugly girls. Craig the Friar didn't look very happy.
mountains woods
town river
plain woods
    Moonsday, Septre 27th:
Sir Jesse the Forceful rambles to the east confidently through a river in South-West Lararokhil

We took a boat. Sir Jesse fell off while she was leaning over the side and had to be pulled out by Patrick. Robert isn't a very good squire, he was going to let her drown. Craig made Robert pray night and he was forgiven by morning. Sir Jesse decided she didn't like the boat so we disembarked and got horses.
mountains woods river
town river woods
plain woods woods
    Twosday, Septre 28th:
Riding east, Sir Jesse meets a boar in a woods in South-West Lararokhil.

Sir Jesse isn't even slowed by the boar. Sir Jesse the Forceful has decapitated the boar!

The boar was actually some farmers pig. The farmer wasn't happy so Patrick lectured Sir Jesse and she was forgiven in a hour. That made the farmer happy, but it looked like Sir Jesse wanted to kill Patrick. We had pig for dinner that night.
woods river woods
river woods woods
woods woods woods
    Wedday, Septre 29th:
Sir Jesse the Forceful treks to the north confidently through a river in South-West Lararokhil

We found a bridge to cross. Sir Jesse was thrilled. She vowed rather forcefully never to ride in a boat again.
woods plain woods
woods river woods
river woods woods
    Thorsday, Septre 30th:
Moving east, Sir Jesse the Forceful meets a tall merchant in a woods in South-West Lararokhil.

Patrick the Wise Man talks to him. The merchant chats with Patrick for a while.


Patrick lectured the merchant for a long time. Sir Jesse sparred with Robert. I think the merchant was glad to see us go because he didn't like being lectured. Patrick doesn't seem that wise to me.
plain woods woods
river woods woods
woods woods woods
    Friarday, Octre 1st:
Venturing north, Sir Jesse meets a bear in a woods in South-West Lararokhil.

The bear's quickness is superior to Sir Jesse...in contrast Sir Jesse's strength overcomes the bear's energy...furthermore Sir Jesse's cunning outdoes the bear's cunning. Sir Jesse the Forceful has defeated the bear!
In the melee, Patrick the Wise Man is injured!


Patrick ran into a tree trying to run from the bear. He was knocked out the entire battle. He has a lump on his head now.
woods river woods
plain woods woods
river woods woods
    Satyrday, Octre 2nd:
Going north, Sir Jesse the Forceful encounters a baby-faced peasant in a river in South-West Lararokhil.

Craig the Friar dances with her. The peasant blushes.


We were really beside the river not in it. Sir Jesse seemed annoyed that Craig danced with the baby-faced peasant. Patrick must have felt better because he lectured her. That made her even less happy. Slept good that night.
plain plain plain
woods river woods
plain woods woods
    Sonday, Octre 3rd:
Sir Jesse the Forceful rambles to the north quickly through a plain in West Lararokhil

Robert killed a rabbit. Patrick likes rabbits so he got upset and lectured him. Craig cleaned the rabbit. Patrick lectured him too. Sir Jesse cooked the rabbit. She was also lectured. I think Patrick is plotting to kill them now.
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
woods river woods
    Moonsday, Octre 4th:
Rambling north, Sir Jesse encounters a bandit in a plain in West Lararokhil.

Sir Jesse easily dispatches the bandit. Sir Jesse the Forceful has decapitated the bandit!

Sir Jesse said she likes to decapitate her foes. Patrick just gave her a dirty look. Craig and Robert at the rest of the rabbit. Patrick just rubbed the lump on his head. Everyone seemed happy Patrick didn't lecture them.
plain plain river
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Twosday, Octre 5th:
Sir Jesse the Forceful travels to the north confidently through a plain in West Lararokhil

Patrick lectures himself now. He is going crazy. It doesn't look like anyone else has noticed yet. They are just glad he isn't lecturing them.
plain river plain
plain plain river
plain plain plain
    Wedday, Octre 6th:
Going north, Sir Jesse the Forceful encounters a powerful merchant in a river in West Lararokhil.

Robert the Squire introduces himself to him. The merchant shakes hands with Robert.

Patrick the Wise Man feels better!


Robert seemed happy that the merchant shook his hand. Patrick lectured Sir Jesse for no reason. That made her unhappy. The lump on his head is gone though.

Sir Jesse traded the horses for some better ones from the powerful merchant.
plain plain plain
plain river plain
plain plain river
    Thorsday, Octre 7th to Moonsday, Octre 11th:
Sir Jesse the Forceful travels to the north peacefully, from a plain in West Lararokhil to a swamp in North-West Lararokhil.

Sir Jesse is upset. The horses wouldn't go into the swamp so they got left behind. Patrick liked the swamp and lectured the frogs the entire time. They finally noticed he is going crazy. Maybe he'll be left behind to lecture frogs.

Swamps are muddy. Sir Jesse is forceful about finding the snake.
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp woods
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp plain
swamp swamp plain
plain plain plain
plain river plain
    Twosday, Octre 12th:
Sir Jesse the Forceful reaches the swamp of North-West Lararokhil and finds a malicious snake.

The snake's strength overwhelms Sir Jesse; however Sir Jesse's agility is superior to the snake's nimbleness, furthermore Sir Jesse's craftiness outdoes the snake. Sir Jesse the Forceful has slain the snake!


May I go home now? Swamps are muddy.
swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp woods

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