King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Isaac the Grand Assistants
KOS-MOS the Squire
Support Staff
Fook the Cook
Liar the Friar
chaos the Bard
Might:average
Skill:good
Cunning:good
Bravery:bold
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
DAYSMAP
    Satyrday, Octre 16th:
While Sir Isaac the Grand travels in South Kon, he meets a young peasant in a farm. She tells Sir Isaac about suspicions that a hateful beast lives about the plain of North-West Kon, 18 days ride away.

Sir Isaac the Grand makes an oath to slay this dread miscreant.

why the heck do ya want to slay a cute little miscreant? i could hook him up with my cousin.. or i could just marry my cousin myself...
woods woods woods
woods farm woods
woods woods woods
    Sonday, Octre 17th:
Journeying west, Sir Isaac the Grand encounters a brown-haired peasant in a woods in South Kon.

KOS-MOS the Squire shoves him. The peasant runs away.


DO NOT SHOVE THAT PEASEANT O STUPID ONE
plain woods woods
woods woods farm
woods woods woods
    Moonsday, Octre 18th to Wedday, Octre 20th:
Sir Isaac the Grand journeys to the north quickly through the woods of South Kon.

Why are we always in the woods? and why are we using cocunuts for horses?
farm woods woods
woods woods woods
woods plain woods
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
    Thorsday, Octre 21st:
Riding north, Sir Isaac meets a wolf in a woods in South Kon.

Sir Isaac proves far superior to the wolf. Sir Isaac the Grand has decapitated the wolf!

Brave Sir Issac, brave is he!!
swamp river swamp
farm woods woods
woods woods woods
    Friarday, Octre 22nd:
Trekking west, Sir Isaac encounters a brigand in a farm in South Kon.

Sir Isaac proves far superior to the brigand. Sir Isaac the Grand has decapitated the brigand!

it would be so much easier to just stab the guy in the heart. it requires much less torque and inertia and body mass blah blah zzz...
farm swamp river
woods farm woods
woods woods woods
    Satyrday, Octre 23rd to Sonday, Octre 24th:
Sir Isaac the Grand moves to the north without incident, from a swamp in Central Kon to a plain in Central Kon.

zzzzzzzz
swamp swamp swamp
plain plain swamp
farm swamp river
woods farm woods
    Moonsday, Octre 25th:
Riding north, Sir Isaac confronts a snake in a swamp in Central Kon.

Sir Isaac's cleverness is too great for the snake, furthermore Sir Isaac's energy matches the snake; however the snake's agility overcomes Sir Isaac. Sir Isaac the Grand has been wounded by the snake!
In the melee, Liar the Friar is injured!


what the hell is an octre?
town swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
plain plain swamp
    Twosday, Octre 26th:
Sir Isaac the Grand's injuries turn septic!

weeeee! i see the light
town swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
plain plain swamp
    Wedday, Octre 27th:
Sir Isaac the Grand's injuries take a turn for the worse.
Liar the Friar dies of his injuries!


move into the light homer...
town swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
plain plain swamp
    Thorsday, Octre 28th:
Sir Isaac the Grand dies of his injuries!

R.I.P. Sir Isaac the Grand


weeeeeeeee! brave sir issac is dead!
town swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
plain plain swamp

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