King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Marcus the Brave Assistants
Joseph the Squire
Support Staff
Travis the Guide
Luke the Apothecary
Jorkash the Bard
Might:good
Skill:good
Cunning:average
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
DAYSMAP
    Friarday, Rill 6th:
While Sir Marcus the Brave travels in North-West Hum, he meets a witty villager in a town. He tells Sir Marcus about suspicions that a hateful miscreant lives in the woods of South-East Hum, 21 days ride away.

Sir Marcus the Brave vows to slay this lurking miscreant.

Would you look at this guy... VOWING to slay a simple miscreant.
swamp swamp plain
swamp town plain
woods swamp swamp
    Satyrday, Rill 7th:
Venturing south, Sir Marcus the Brave comes upon a short fisherman in a swamp in North-West Hum.

Travis the Guide shoves her. The fisherman runs away.


Ain't that funny. The GUIDE has seen more action than the KNIGHT
swamp town plain
woods swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp
    Sonday, Rill 8th to Twosday, Rill 10th:
Sir Marcus the Brave travels to the south-east peacefully, from a swamp in North-West Hum to a farm in West Hum.

hmmm I wonder if Sir Marcus is having fun yet.... I know I'm not. It's sooo boring following this loser.
woods swamp swamp swamp
swamp swamp swamp swamp
plain plain farm plain
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    Wedday, Rill 11th:
Voyaging south, Sir Marcus the Brave encounters an elderly peasant in a plain in West Hum.

Joseph the Squire introduces himself to him. The peasant shakes hands with Joseph.


Jeez.. what's WITH this guy. He doesn't even say 'hi' to an elderly woman. Talk about thinking high and mighty about yourself.
plain farm plain
plain plain plain
plain river plain
    Thorsday, Rill 12th:
Sir Marcus the Brave rides to the east peacefully through a plain in Central Hum

... why does Sir Marcus get to RIDE the rest of us have to WALK! IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
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plain plain plain
river plain plain
    Friarday, Rill 13th:
Journeying east, Sir Marcus comes upon a thug in a plain in Central Hum.

Sir Marcus easily dispatches the thug. Sir Marcus the Brave has slain the thug!

WOW! Finally some real action. Sir Marcus took out that thug too easily makes you wonder how drunk that poor guy was.
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plain plain plain
plain plain plain
    Satyrday, Rill 14th to Sonday, Rill 15th:
Sir Marcus the Brave goes to the south quickly through the plains of Central Hum.

alas, finally something notable takes place... and THEN... more walking ::sigh::
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plain plain plain
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    Moonsday, Rill 16th:
Going south, Sir Marcus comes upon a bandit in a plain in Central Hum.

The bandit's artifice overwhelms Sir Marcus's cunning; but Sir Marcus's muscle overcomes the bandit, and Sir Marcus's skill is superior to the bandit. Sir Marcus the Brave has slain the bandit!

Look, a bandit Sir Marcus. 'What where!' ::turns left and right looking for him... slicing his stomach accidentaly:: Nevermind, you got him. 'I did.... Oh Of course I did.'
plain plain plain
plain plain plain
woods woods woods
    Twosday, Rill 17th to Wedday, Rill 18th:
Sir Marcus the Brave treks to the south without incident, from a plain in Central Hum to a woods in South Hum.

Well after his last "victory" in combat, that's all we keep hearing about. And the worst part is.. he won't listen to anybody about what really happened. He's driving us all crazy!
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plain plain plain
woods woods plain
woods woods swamp
    Thorsday, Rill 19th:
Riding south, Sir Marcus the Brave meets an enthusiastic woodsman in a woods in South Hum.

Joseph the Squire talks to him. The woodsman gossips with Joseph.


Well we can see who the social person is in this party. Joseph can't get enough gossip, The apothocay and I had to drag him away by the arm.
woods woods plain
woods woods swamp
woods town woods
    Friarday, Rill 20th to Moonsday, Rill 23rd:
Sir Marcus the Brave moves to the south-east eventlessly through the swamps of South Hum.

yuck yuck yuck... I HATE swamps. Marcus however, seems right at home. I wonder why that is... hmmmm
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woods swamp woods woods
town woods woods woods
woods woods swamp woods
woods woods woods woods
    Twosday, Rill 24th:
Venturing east, Sir Marcus meets a wolf in a woods in South-East Hum.

The wolf's ruse is superior to Sir Marcus, yet Sir Marcus's strength outdoes the wolf, moreover Sir Marcus's swiftness is too great for the wolf. Sir Marcus the Brave has defeated the wolf!

Now, I have to give Marcus credit for this one... i've never seen someone fight off a wolf with nought but his Teeth. I am impressed.
woods woods woods
swamp woods woods
woods woods swamp
    Wedday, Rill 25th:
Sir Marcus the Brave journeys to the east without incident through a woods in South-East Hum

After that wolf encounter nobody dares speak to Marcus. Honestly we are terrified of him now and can't wait to be rid of him.
woods woods woods
woods woods woods
woods swamp woods
    Thorsday, Rill 26th:
Going south, Sir Marcus comes upon a bandit in a swamp in South-East Hum.

Sir Marcus the Brave fights the bandit to a pause...and then The bandit's nimbleness is too great for Sir Marcus's skill, also the bandit's maneuvering is equal to Sir Marcus...but Sir Marcus's might overwhelms the bandit. Sir Marcus the Brave has driven off the bandit!
In the melee, Joseph the Squire is injured!


This too was a battle worth noting. It was even up until Marcus slashed the poor bandit with his claws... I mean finger nails. Talk about a strange fighting style. We're even more scared of him now that he hurt Joseph on the fight.
woods woods woods
woods swamp woods
    Friarday, Rill 27th:
Sir Marcus the Brave reaches the woods of South-East Hum and finds a deplorable wolf.

Sir Marcus easily dispatches the wolf. Sir Marcus the Brave has decapitated the wolf!

Joseph the Squire feels better!


Oh NO! A deplorable wolf... well it was, while it had a head! I swear Marcus is NOT human... he lunged at the wolfs jugular and ripped the poor creatures head off with his bare Teeth. I am NEVER going to see this guy again... I hope.....
woods woods woods
swamp woods woods

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