King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Byron the Innocent Assistants
Moron the Squire
Boogerville the Juggler
Support Staff
Lance the Apothecary
looktothesky the Bard
Might:good
Skill:good
Cunning:average
Bravery:guarded
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    Moonsday, Novre 30th:
While Sir Byron the Innocent travels in Central Hagaegolil, he meets a skin-and-bones villager in a town. He tells Sir Byron of rumors that a lurking threat hunts close to the plain of North-East Hagaegolil, 14 days ride away.

Sir Byron the Innocent binds himself to eradicate this deadly beast.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir Byron was a queer, he really liked to leer (I'm a bard, shut up)
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    Twosday, Decre 1st to Wedday, Decre 2nd:
Sir Byron the Innocent ventures to the east quickly through the woods of Central Hagaegolil.

and he falls down a cliff
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    Thorsday, Decre 3rd:
Riding north, Sir Byron encounters a boar in a woods in Central Hagaegolil.

The boar's strategy is too great for Sir Byron's cunning...and Sir Byron's muscle can not overcome the boar...yet Sir Byron's nimbleness is superior to the boar. Sir Byron the Innocent has driven off the boar!

Unfortunaely Sir Byron could not avoid the spray of feces that portruded when the boar retreated.
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    Friarday, Decre 4th:
Sir Byron the Innocent voyages to the north peacefully through a woods in North Hagaegolil

And trips on a flower
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    Satyrday, Decre 5th:
Moving north, Sir Byron comes upon a boar in a woods in North Hagaegolil.

The boar's muscle overwhelms Sir Byron's might, in contrast Sir Byron's maneuvering overcomes the boar; and Sir Byron's agility is too great for the boar's nimbleness. Sir Byron the Innocent has slain the boar!

Why did he kill he boar I wonder? I mean honestly, all he could do was eat slime. Mmm, slime.
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    Sonday, Decre 6th:
Riding north, Sir Byron comes upon a bear in a woods in North Hagaegolil.

The bear's might is too great for Sir Byron, and the bear's wisdom can not overcome Sir Byron; nevertheless Sir Byron's skill overcomes the bear. Sir Byron the Innocent has defeated the bear!

No, Ben, no!
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    Moonsday, Decre 7th:
Voyaging east, Sir Byron encounters a bear in a woods in North Hagaegolil.

Sir Byron's wiliness outdoes the bear, but the bear's dexterity is superior to Sir Byron's skill, and the bear's force overcomes Sir Byron. Sir Byron the Innocent has been defeated by the bear!
In the melee, Moron the Squire is injured!


No! Not him! Take me! I'm old!
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woods woods farm
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    Twosday, Decre 8th:
Sir Byron the Innocent rests in a woods in North Hagaegolil.

Good for him.
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    Wedday, Decre 9th:
Moving east, Sir Byron the Innocent comes upon a tiny peasant in a farm in North-East Hagaegolil.

Boogerville the Juggler talks to her. The peasant gossips with Boogerville.


And asks her for some sweet can.
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    Thorsday, Decre 10th:
Going east, Sir Byron comes upon a bandit in a plain in North-East Hagaegolil.

Sir Byron quickly overwhelms the bandit. Sir Byron the Innocent has decapitated the bandit!
Moron the Squire dies of his injuries!


I ate a hot dog during this battle. I wasn't paying attention.

Tra la la...
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    Friarday, Decre 11th:
Rambling east, Sir Byron meets a thug in a plain in North-East Hagaegolil.

Sir Byron proves far superior to the thug. Sir Byron the Innocent has decapitated the thug!

Rambling?
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    Satyrday, Decre 12th to Moonsday, Decre 14th:
Sir Byron the Innocent moves to the north-east eventlessly, from a woods in North-East Hagaegolil to a plain in North-East Hagaegolil.

Yay.
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    Twosday, Decre 15th:
Sir Byron the Innocent reaches the plain of North-East Hagaegolil and finds a malicious boar.

The boar's nimbleness overcomes Sir Byron's skill; furthermore the boar's hardiness matches Sir Byron's might; but Sir Byron's wiliness overwhelms the boar. Sir Byron the Innocent has defeated the boar!


Yay again.
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