King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Louis the Daring Assistants
Bartholomew the Squire
Damon the Juggler
Support Staff
Alice the Apothecary
Heccubus the Bard
Might:good
Skill:average
Cunning:good
Bravery:bold
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
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    Wedday, Marsh 6th:
While Sir Louis the Daring travels in South Ryhlun, he meets an elderly drunk in a town. She tells Sir Louis about suspicions that a lethal menace hunts in the plain of North-East Ryhlun, 17 days ride away.

Sir Louis the Daring pledges to kill this deplorable hazard.

Damon entertained us by juggling hatchets. He is expected to regain use of his hands in a couple of weeks.
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    Thorsday, Marsh 7th:
Riding east, Sir Louis confronts a thug in a plain in South-East Ryhlun.

The thug's force is superior to Sir Louis...but Sir Louis's speed outdoes the thug, furthermore Sir Louis's wiliness overwhelms the thug. Sir Louis the Daring has defeated the thug!
In the melee, Bartholomew the Squire is injured!


The thug was all like "Yo, I'm-a pop a cap in yo' arse!" and I was all "What-ever" and made a little "w" with my fingers. He got mad, one thing led to another, and now Bart is crippled. Go figure.
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    Friarday, Marsh 8th:
Sir Louis the Daring rambles to the north peacefully through a plain in South-East Ryhlun
Bartholomew the Squire feels better!


Sir Louis (or "Big Louie" as we like to call him) regailed us with tales from his youth. He had a very boring childhood.
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    Satyrday, Marsh 9th:
Riding north, Sir Louis meets a thug in a plain in South-East Ryhlun.

Sir Louis easily dispatches the thug. Sir Louis the Daring has decapitated the thug!

This time, the thug was all like "I'm-a..." and by that point he was pretty much already decapitated.
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    Sonday, Marsh 10th:
Journeying north, Sir Louis encounters a thug in a plain in East Ryhlun.

Sir Louis is more than a match for the thug. Sir Louis the Daring has slain the thug!

The street crime in this grassy plain is disturbingly rampant. Perhaps the animals should form a neighbourhood watch.
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    Moonsday, Marsh 11th:
Rambling east, Sir Louis comes upon a thug in a plain in East Ryhlun.

Sir Louis easily dispatches the thug. Sir Louis the Daring has decapitated the thug!

More thugs, more death. I'm getting tired of watching some poor gang member get his head lopped off as soon as he tries to threaten us.
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    Twosday, Marsh 12th:
Sir Louis the Daring rambles to the north peacefully through a plain in East Ryhlun

Big Louie found a bottle of rum, and we had a night of fun and drunken stupour. The downside is that it must never be spoken of again.
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    Wedday, Marsh 13th:
Riding north, Sir Louis encounters a thug in a plain in East Ryhlun.

Sir Louis isn't even slowed by the thug. Sir Louis the Daring has decapitated the thug!

Big Louie likes decapitating thugs. Hi-ho the dairy-o.
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    Thorsday, Marsh 14th:
Sir Louis the Daring voyages to the north without incident through a plain in East Ryhlun

Along the way, we stop to keep a silent vigil alongside a Pibby Q. Funkenheimer memorial statue. He is still sorely missed by all.
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    Friarday, Marsh 15th:
Voyaging east, Sir Louis the Daring comes upon a base peasant in a farm in East Ryhlun.

Alice the Apothecary argues with him. The peasant makes a rude gesture towards Alice.


After she kicked the peasant in the groin, Alice remarked "That'll learn ya fer touchin' yerself like that!" Oh how we laughed.
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    Satyrday, Marsh 16th:
Traveling north, Sir Louis the Daring runs into a foul traveler in a plain in East Ryhlun.

Damon the Juggler talks shop with him. The traveler tells Damon about being a traveler.


Being a traveller, apparently, is exceedingly dull.
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    Sonday, Marsh 17th:
Sir Louis the Daring goes to the east without incident through a plain in East Ryhlun

Big Louie has gone days without saying a word. It's kind of creepy, but hey, I'd be kind of quiet too if I spent the last several days killing street criminals.
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    Moonsday, Marsh 18th:
Moving east, Sir Louis comes upon a bull in a farm in East Ryhlun.

Sir Louis scoffs at the bull. Sir Louis the Daring has decapitated the bull!

The best part is that it was the scoff itself that decapitated the bull! Louie just looked at it, scoffed, and the bulls head exploded. It was pretty cool. Strangely, however, my clothes now smell like ground beef.
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    Twosday, Marsh 19th:
Sir Louis the Daring journeys to the north without incident through a plain in North-East Ryhlun

I pass the time by picking the pieces of exploded bull head out of my hair.
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    Wedday, Marsh 20th:
Voyaging north, Sir Louis meets a thug in a plain in North-East Ryhlun.

Sir Louis is more than a match for the thug. Sir Louis the Daring has decapitated the thug!

Again with the thugs and the death. You know, I'd swear this journey was based on a randomly generated template or something...
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    Thorsday, Marsh 21st to Friarday, Marsh 22nd:
Sir Louis the Daring ventures to the north peacefully through the plains of North-East Ryhlun.

Boooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnng.
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    Satyrday, Marsh 23rd:
Sir Louis the Daring reaches the plain of North-East Ryhlun and finds a looming evil knight.

The evil knight's vigor overwhelms Sir Louis, but Sir Louis's experience overcomes the evil knight--and Sir Louis's nimbleness is too great for the evil knight's dexterity. Sir Louis the Daring has slain the evil knight!


Is it just me, or did Louie's posse (read: us) play ABSOLUTELY NO PART IN THIS JOURNEY? That's it, I'm opening a diner.
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