King Dwain's Wandering Kinghts: Bard's Tales
Sir Douglas the Gallant Assistants
Phil the Squire
Dangut the Sage
Winkie the Juggler
Support Staff
HentaiJenn the Bard
Might:average
Skill:good
Cunning:good
Bravery:guarded
Unknown Knight
Entire Journey
DAYSMAP
    Sonday, Decre 6th:
While Sir Douglas the Gallant travels in North-West Horkel, he meets a powerful peasant in a farm . He tells Sir Douglas that people believe that a lurking menace kills travelers close to the woods of East Horkel, 18 days ride away.

Sir Douglas the Gallant swears to overthrow this looming menace.

He swears so much that as he departs for his journey his mouth is filled with several bars of soap, a stuffed octopus, and some old fuzzy dice by the friendly villagers.
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    Moonsday, Decre 7th:
Sir Douglas the Gallant treks to the east eventlessly through a plain in North-West Horkel

The sun was very hot on his head, but it also doubled as a nice grill, so it worked out.
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    Twosday, Decre 8th:
Journeying south , Sir Douglas the Gallant runs into an attractive traveler in a plain in North-West Horkel.

Dangut the Sage introduces herself to her. The traveler shakes hands with Dangut.


They have some fun after this kind.... "meeting".
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    Wedday, Decre 9th:
Sir Douglas the Gallant ventures to the south peacefully through a plain in North-West Horkel

Peacefully? Alright... he was hailed by several meteors on his 'silent' journey. Tearing off one of his arms, allowing him to create his own artifical arm out of basilwood.
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    Thorsday, Decre 10th:
Riding east , Sir Douglas meets a bandit in a plain in North-West Horkel.

Sir Douglas proves far superior to the bandit. Sir Douglas the Gallant has slain the bandit!

And stole his cookies.
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    Friarday, Decre 11th:
Sir Douglas the Gallant treks to the east quickly through a plain in North-West Horkel

He is in a hurry because he must seek bathroom-like refuge immediately, but all the porta-potties are taken.
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    Satyrday, Decre 12th:
Rambling south , Sir Douglas the Gallant encounters a foul traveler in a plain in North-West Horkel.

Dangut the Sage shares stories with him. The traveler gossips about his friends .


The traveler is a jerk. Don't listen to him.
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    Sonday, Decre 13th to Friarday, Decre 18th:
Sir Douglas the Gallant journeys to the south-east eventlessly, from a plain in North-West Horkel to a swamp in Central Horkel.

What a boring journey. Everything's eventless. Holy crap.
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    Satyrday, Decre 19th:
Trekking east , Sir Douglas the Gallant meets a ribald woodsman in a woods in Central Horkel.

Phil the Squire argues with her. The woodsman makes a rude gesture towards Phil .


Yup, he pulled down his pants, only to tripon them and fall into a bush of poison ivy.
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    Sonday, Decre 20th to Moonsday, Decre 21st:
Sir Douglas the Gallant rides to the east without incident through the swamp s of Central Horkel.

Yup. Without incident. Woopty doo. He must be wonderful. Or smell bad.
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    Twosday, Decre 22nd:
Riding east , Sir Douglas comes upon a boar in a woods in East Horkel.

Sir Douglas is unimpressed by the boar. Sir Douglas the Gallant has decapitated the boar!

Why did he do that!? Why doesn't he just sit down and eat some of the slime on this rock? :(
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    Wedday, Decre 23rd:
Sir Douglas the Gallant ventures to the east confidently through a woods in East Horkel

Wearing his new two-piece Boar suit. But he can't get it wet! Or else it'll shrink on him! And dry cleaner prices are crazy...
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    Thorsday, Decre 24th:
Sir Douglas the Gallant reaches the woods of East Horkel and finds a fell bear.

Sir Douglas isn't even slowed by the bear. Sir Douglas the Gallant has slain the bear!


Fell bear? Good for him!
But what about the lurking menace? What was that exactly? Not the bear, or else that old guy would've said it was the bear in the first place, right? But then why-- *DISCONNECTED*
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