| Twosday, Januar 23rd:
While Sir Paul the Honorable travels in West Bymmah, he meets a respectable Lord in a castle . He tells Sir Paul that there are whispers a noxious peril preys upon the unlucky in the plain of North-East Bymmah, 14 days ride away.
Sir Paul the Honorable makes an oath to rid the world of this malicious peril.
Sir Paul, accompanied by Lionel, Hector & Maurice. What a chummy bunch we are! Only the best cheroots are flicked into the trailside grass, & the finest rum sniftered at our campside brandy-tastings.
| Wedday, Januar 24th:
Sir Paul the Honorable voyages to the north quickly through a farm in West Bymmah
We wonder how Maurice keeps his nails so finely groomed, even though he spends 7 hours a day pounding iron on his portable anvil, to keep up with his smitheeing duties.
| Thorsday, Januar 25th:
Venturing east , Sir Paul meets a thug in a plain in Central Bymmah.
The thug's ruse is superior to Sir Paul; yet Sir Paul's speed outdoes the thug, and Sir Paul's power overcomes the thug. Sir Paul the Honorable has slain the thug!
"Jolly good show, what!" says Lionel. Hector is checking his sagacious records to see if this miscreant was known to the proper authorities.
| Friarday, Januar 26th:
Riding east , Sir Paul encounters a bandit in a plain in Central Bymmah.
The bandit's cunning overcomes Sir Paul...yet Sir Paul's skill is too great for the bandit, moreover Sir Paul's hardiness is superior to the bandit. Sir Paul the Honorable has slain the bandit!
"Ah, this must be that other blighter's confederate-against-the-law," commented Lionel. Hector can't find written record of their banditry, so he's sad.
| Satyrday, Januar 27th:
Sir Paul the Honorable journeys to the east peacefully through a plain in Central Bymmah
Ah, Central Bymmah in the early days of Januar. It's friggin' cold.
| Sonday, Januar 28th:
Going north , Sir Paul the Honorable meets a lively peasant in a farm in Central Bymmah.
Lionel the Squire argues with her. The peasant makes a rude gesture towards Lionel .
Lionel was trying to get "two hip-hip-haroos for King & Country!", but the peasant was more country than king and showed him this via an indecent hand gesture.
| Moonsday, Januar 29th to Thorsday, Febuar 2nd:
Sir Paul the Honorable treks to the north-east confidently, from a farm in North Bymmah to a woods in North Bymmah.
Maurice is smelting Wood-Iron, an alloy of iron and birch. We're unsure how that's going to work.
| Friarday, Febuar 3rd:
Riding east , Sir Paul the Honorable confronts a youthful woodsman in a woods in North Bymmah.
Hector the Sage jokes with him. The woodsman laughs .
Hector made some obscure point about Pythagorius. The woodsman thought he said "ax = sharp." They had a good chortle.
| Satyrday, Febuar 4th:
Sir Paul the Honorable voyages to the north without incident through a woods in North Bymmah
Maurice presented Sir Paul with the first Wood-Iron blade he's crafted. It looks kind of like a banana.
| Sonday, Febuar 5th:
Journeying east , Sir Paul the Honorable encounters a slight merchant in a plain in North-East Bymmah.
Hector the Sage dances with her. The merchant slaps Hector .
Hector insisted there's a law that forced him to dance with the merchant-woman. She exercised a five-fingered veto.
| Moonsday, Febuar 6th:
Riding north , Sir Paul meets a boar in a woods in North-East Bymmah.
The boar's speed is too great for Sir Paul's quickness, but Sir Paul's vigor overcomes the boar--moreover Sir Paul's wiliness overwhelms the boar. Sir Paul the Honorable has defeated the boar!
That boar's got nothing on Sir Paul's wiliness: the boar choaked on the wood-iron sword...he was trying to eat it.
| Twosday, Febuar 7th:
Sir Paul the Honorable reaches the plain of North-East Bymmah and finds a vile thug.
Sir Paul far outclasses the thug. Sir Paul the Honorable has slain the thug!
Lionel says the thug was "a rotter of the first order." Hector is going to research this point.
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