Hi, and welcome to Billy 'n' Sally, the Comic Strip!      I'm secretly a vampire
  
 
I hope to God the police can't prove you've been eating human flesh by using breathalizer results!    We are here to entertain you with our humorous antics!
  
  
Do you have anything more to say to the people, Sally?    I'm going to put a plate of soggy linguini through your jugular, you bastard!
  
  

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