"great heavens, yellow skull, why twitcheth thou so?"

"the fidget finch has visited myself, and now I cannot be at peace with myself"

"huh. Dark things are portended by this!"

"Yup. Let's go to a convenience store & buy monolithic carbonated beverages."

"hey, that's Minimum Wage Girl at the counter, isn't it?" "I'm unaware of the truth of that statement" "don't you have a thing for her?" "I'm unaware of the truth of that statement"

"just these please"

"K"

"how is your cola, yellow skull?"

"quite the syrup-and-seltzer blend, blue skull" { but its fizzing bubbles and refreshing ice are unable to assuage the pangs of mine heart }

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