Two Skulls that Talk

{ My plan of mastery proceeds like gangbusters! }

{ Barry Llama is befuddled, whatever mad
nutcasery yellow skull was enflamed
about seems to have abated... }

{ ...and pink skull must know
about Minimum Wage Girl by now! }
{ This most of all brings brilliant radiance for me! }

{ Given her obsessed fretting over yellow skull
when she feared his mental instability, knowing yellow
skull is spoken for, combined with my apparent ill
humours of the mind cannot fail to win her affections! }
{ Ye verily, let it proceed suchly!
Mine metaphorical ventricular blood-pump yearns
in directions parallel to said parameters! }

(meanwhile, through the other door)
"blue skull! blue skull! What news have I,
that the greatness of the biggest chunk of
self-doubt on earth is liken on to an
itty bitty thing alongsides it!"

"blue skull?"

"Or, perhappenstance, Leon Flemming?
Would that be you?"
"...Leon?"

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"


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