{ Ah ha! Masterfully writes my pen! As I proof this draft of our coup de l'economiques, }

{ no happenstance can I create in mine mind that could foil my triumph! }

"Barry! Barry! Come quickly! Something terrible has happened!"

"Bah! What could this thing that has happened now be?!"

"It is yellow skull! He has collapsed, insensible, not unlike the proverbial sack full of the cornmeal with whom he shares a similar hue!"

"Foolish skull! I am closing my grasp around the ownership of this pathetic venture! It is the largest step yet towards clinching my over-all scheme! Do not let lame semi-gambits distract you from my designs, and your duties!"

"Aļ, you fool middlemanager of wage-slaves! Your ignorance spills from your lips like pus from a lanced boil! If nothing else enters your mind which isn't represented on a balance sheet, I would have you know this: yellow skull dissembles not!!"

"He is truly stricken--now rush to his side, as we do, in the manner of humane folk!"

"INSUBORDINATE CALCIUM-DEPOSIT! None of the pay that has flown, as though wing'd, from my mighty coffers--monies without whom you would be junior mintless--has been sent your way so that you could speak thusly to ME!"

"You greatly forget your position and rank! And I will respond to this in kind! From this moment forth, you will hold neither in this endeavor!"

"Well may you rush to his side, or any other locale that your fevered, fooled brain can conceive of! It will brook no never- mind from me, I sever you from your job! Begone!"

"To leave your sight is a light thing to me-- the very optical photons gain a sour spin when they rebound off your venomous iris-slits and glinting fang!"

"I depart with up-beat and smiling chimpanzees playing beauteous fiddle compositions at the circus pavilions of my soul!"

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