"What did the physician say? Pray, spill the beans...how is yellow skull?"

"Alas, he is greatly unwell--"

"The physician says he has somehow suffered a monumental psychosomatic shock..."

"Gads. But, (& it is with a tremulous heart that I make further inquiries), is he going to be all right?"

"pink skull, were we bipedal, I would strongly advise you to sit."

"He is in a fragile state of mind and body..."

"Medicinal efforts lies like a snotty Kleanex alongside the dark realms of health that he has slipped off into;"

"Dear pink skull...though it pains me to say it,"

"yellow skull lies at life's door!"

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